61 Funny Birthday Puns and Jokes That Will Have You and Your Cake in Tears

So you’re another year older. That can mean only one thing: it’s time to party like it’s your birthday! We’re putting a bow on all the funny birthday puns and jokes you’ll need to make it a memorable day. Whether you’re looking to add a laugh to a loved one’s birthday card or to get your own b-day giggles, these ridiculous lines take the cake.

You know what else is purrfect on birthdays? Cute cat puns! Cause who doesn’t love some warm and fuzzies on their special day?

Birthday Puns

These cute puns are the perfect gift.

• All I got you was this birthday gif.
• Go, shawty. It’s sherbert day.
• This might sound cheesy, but I hope you have a grate birthday!
• Turning twenty-one is nothing to wine about.
• Ice cream birthdays are gelato fun.
• Nothing can ale me on my beerthday.

Cute Ways to Say “Happy Birthday” with Puns

These puns are funny ways to wish someone a happy birthday.

• Hoppy birthday.
• Snappy birthday.
• Harpy birthday.
• Happy bird-day.
• Sappy birthday.

• Flappy birthday.
• Slappy birthday.
• Happy birdie.
• Happy brrrthday.
• Cartographers say, “Mappy birthday.”

• Happy cucum-birthday.
• Crappy birthday.
• Happy beer-thday.
• Nappy birthday. Zzzz.
• Appy birthday.

One-Liner Birthday Jokes

Unwrap one of these funny one-liners for your next birthday card or Instagram caption.

• I told the ghosts that I didn’t want any gifts for my birthday this year. Still, I could feel their presents.
• Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.
• I need glasses to read my birthday cards. Wine glasses.
• Careful, too many birthdays will kill you.
• You’re not old. You’re aged to perfection.

• I think this whole birthday thing is getting old.
• There’s nothing better than presents from friends and family on your birthday. Unless it’s the presence of friends and family on your birthday.
• I don’t normally wish thieves a happy birthday, but you take the cake.
• Some people only dream of big birthday cakes. Others bake it happen.

• Forget about the past; you can’t change it. Forget about the future; you can’t predict it. Forget about the present—I didn’t get you one.
• Finding you a good birthday gift was a piece of cake.
• I keep asking my wife to get me a Segway for my birthday. But every time I bring it up, she changes the subject.
• You know you’re getting old when caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

Funny Birthday Jokes for the Ages

You may have aged, but these jokes never get old.

• What did one veggie say to the other on its birthday? Ha-pea birthday.
• What goes up and never comes down? Your age.
• How do raccoons celebrate birthdays? They get trashed.
• What does every birthday party end with? The letter Y.
• Do pickles enjoy birthdays? They relish them.

• What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye, matey.
• What’s the best way to remember your wife’s birthday? Forget it once.
• What do you call a huge birthday candle sale? A blowout.
• What do hunters get on their birthday? Pheasants.
• What do clams do on their birthday? They shellebrate.

• Why did the birthday girl ask for only wool fabric gifts this year? She wanted to make her presents felt.
• Why don’t Italian chefs like birthdays? Because they’re spaghetting older.
• What type of celebration do inventory managers get for their birthdays? A supplies party.
• Why are you always warmest on your birthday? People won’t stop toasting you.

• Why are birthdays good for your health? Studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.
• Why did the woman celebrate her birthday for only 30 seconds? It was her 32nd birthday.
• Why didn’t the kid remember what he did for his last birthday? He was too focused on the present.
• Why does everyone want to hang out with candles at birthday parties? Because they light up a room.

Birthday Cake Jokes

These jokes are the icing on the cake. Go ahead and have another slice.

• How do you celebrate birthdays in heaven? With angel food cake.
• What do you call a huge birthday candle sale? A blowout.
• What kind of cake did the ghost want for his birthday? I-scream cake.
• Why wasn’t the golfer eating any birthday cake? He didn’t want a slice.
• Why wasn’t the teddy bear eating any birthday cake? It was already stuffed.

• Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? It’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
• Why do some people get heartburn after eating birthday cake? They forget to take off the candles.
• Which is the left side of a birthday cake? The side that hasn’t been eaten yet.
• What do candles do at birthday parties? They get lit.