89 Bee Puns and Jokes That’ll Tickle Your Honey Bone

Zingers with stingers.

These funny bee puns and jokes would do honey-thing for you.

To bee, or not to bee, that is the question. Of course, the answer is to bee. To bee the funniest one in the hive. And the best way to do that is with these hilarious bee puns and jokes. Not to wax poetic, but they’re so funny your bee-ffs will laugh till they feel all swarm and fuzzy inside.

Need even more un-bee-lievable humor? Go out on a limb with some hysterical tree puns, or fly over to a flock of funny bird puns.

Funny Bee Puns

Short bee puns that take the sting out of life.

Let it bee.
Wanna play rug-bee?
You’re so snob-bee.
Wasa-bee.
We’re in bees-ness.

Very intere-sting.
Wasa-bee.
Beeswax poetic.
I don’t bee-lieve it.
Vitamin Bee.

It’s been a buzzy day.
‘Swarm in here, isn’t it?
Gimme some honey.
Pollen a fast one on me.
Hive got a question.

Cute Bee Puns

Cute bee puns you’ll love.

You’re my bee-ff.
That really swarms my heart.
Honey, I’m home.
Bee kind.
Hive a nice day.

Stinging in the rain.
Honey, comb here.
Bees love pollen-esian food.
Hey bee-utiful.
Bees use a lot of buzzwords.

I feel all swarm and fuzzy inside.
Honey-thing is possible.
Hive five!
Are you pollen my leg?

Funny Pun Bee Names

These funny bee names are all the buzz.

Cardi Bee.
Bruce Spring-sting.
Bar-bee.
Buzz Aldren.
Bee-yoncé.

Sabrina Carpenter Bee.
The Great Gats-bee.
Pol-Lin Manuel Miranda.
The Bee Gees.
Bee Arthur.

Rutherford Bee Hayes.
Justin Bee-ber.
Pollen Abdul.
Beekeeper Sutherland.
Sydney Cros-bee.
Bee-thoven.

The Bee-tles.
Pollen-Nate Berkus.
Bee-stie Boys.
Cros-bee, Stills, & Nash.
Sting.
Pol-Lynn Swan.

Bee Pun One-Liners

Enjoy these un-bee-lievable one-liner jokes.

Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Wasps are just wanna-bees.
Nobody wanted to hear that bee talk about himself, but he just kept droning on.
To bee or not to bee. That is the question.
When a bee writes a sonnet, is it waxing poetic?

We couldn’t find any wasps so we had to go with plan Bee.
I would do honey-thing for you.
Don’t bee-keeping all the good puns to yourself.
Their bee-havior is a-pollen.
It’s like pollen teeth with you.
I’m pollen out all the stops.

Bee Dad Jokes

Hive got the most hilarious bee dad jokes.

How do bees get to school? They take the school buzz.
Where do you find old information about bees? In the arc-hives.
How many bees are there on Earth? A buzz-illion.
If bees were a fish, what would they be called? Sea-buzz.
What insect makes a zzub-zzub sound when flying? A bee going backward.

Where do teenage bees go to for an education? Hive school.
How do bees say they’re sorry? They a-pollen-gize.
What does bees use to style their hair? A honey comb.
Why was the bee so hard to understand? It was a mumble bee.
What news channel to insects watch in the U.K.? The Bee-Bee-C.

Funny Bee Jokes

Here you go, honey – even more bee jokes.

Where do bees go on vacation? Sting-apore.
What music do bees like? Bee-bop.
What did the bee teacher hand out to the students on the first day of school? With a sylla-buzz.
What do you call bees that run for elected office? Pollen-ticians.
What do you call a wasp that’s come back from the dead? A zom-bee.

What do you call honey that you don’t have to pay for? A free-bee.
Why don’t bees make great hairstylists? They only know how to give buzz cuts.
Why couldn’t the bee get through on the phone? Buzzy signal.
What type of bee makes the best milk? Boo-bees.
Why did the beekeeper go to the doctor? She broke out in hives.

Why do bees hum? They don’t know the words.
What’s the first thing bees do after building a new hive? Throw a house-swarming party.
What do bees chew? Bumble gum.
Do you know what a bee born in May is called? May-bee.
Why do bees hang out at the pub? To catch a buzz.