120 Tree Puns That Are Funny Fir Real

Tree puns and jokes for any oak-casion.

Extree, extree! Read all about it! Trees can now be given facelifts. It may sound like acorn-y prank but it’s real! You wooden want to miss out on this paper view event! Seriously, though: Cute or absolutely horrifying? A bit of both? I’m going to go out on a limb and saying not nearly as cute – or funny – as these tree puns and jokes are. And be sure to check out the unbe-leaf-able collection of hilarious tree pun names too. I think Kristen Twiig and Tree-vor Noah would be proud.

Ready to branch out for more? We have puns to the moon and back. These space puns will rocket your world. Or comma back down to Earth with rip-roarious book puns.

Funny Tree Puns

Tree puns that never go out of style. You could even say they’re evergreen.

• Tree-mendous.
• Fir real.
• Leaf me alone.
• I feel pine.
• Tree-rrific!

• Fir crying out loud.
• I hit the tree-fecta.
• Don’t be such a birch.
• I’m twiggin’ out!
• Root 66.
• That’s very in-tree-sting.

• Do you be-leaf that?
• Wood you stop!
• You got me stumped.
• Don’t be a beech.
• E-limb-inate them.
• I’m studying twig-onometry.

Sappy Love Tree Puns

Carve your initials in the tree of pun love.

• There’s no limb-it to our love.
• I arbor strong feelings for you.
• I pine for you.
• I’m going to ash her to marry me.
• It’s a special oak-casion.

• We’re rooting for you!
• Never leaf me.
• I spoak too soon.
• Fir the love of trees.
• This bud’s for you.
• I wooden want to live without you.

Cute Tree Puns

Cute tree puns to spruce up any conversation.

• I love acorn-y joke.
• Gettin’ twiggy with it.
• I do knot want to know.
• These jokes are oak-ay.
• I’m kinda sycamore tree puns.

• I’m gonna kick your aspen.
• Just let me conifer with my colleague.
• These puns are a bit under-elm-ing.
• Let’s go trick-or-tree-ting.
• I cedar what you did there.

• Those trees think they’re so poplar.
• Let’s spruce these trees up.
• Life’s a beech.
• Let me ash you a question.
• The trees had a root awakening.

• Elemen-tree, dear Watson.
• Aspen Martin.
• Leaf It to Beaver.
• The Oak Ridge Boys.
• The Ren & Stumpy Show.

Tree Pun Names

What’s in a name? We’ll leaf it up to you to decide.

• Tree-vor Noah.
• Spruce Springsteen.
• Cate Branch-ett.
• Rustle Wilson.
• Jenni-fir Lawrence.

• Kristen Twiig.
• Jes-sycamore Chastain.
• Michelle Branch.
• Tree Parker.
• Spruce Lee.

• Chris Pine.
• Jenni-fir Anniston.
• Ash-ton Kutcher.
• Sam Cedar.
• Seb-ash-tion Stan.

• Wil-limb Dafoe.
• Jenni-fir Lopez.
• Lou Pine-ella.
• Gis-elm Bündchen.
• Elm-er Fudd.
• Tree Young.

• Lud-twig van Beethoven.
• Mich-elm Obama.
• Stephen Root.
• Mary Cha-pine Carpenter.
• Elm Macpherson.
• Dave Chaparral.

Tree One-Liners

Wood you look at that?

• I’ll plant the tree whenever I’m maple.
• Arbol-ing league starts at tree.
• Trees are always throwing shade.
• I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.

• These are nut the tree jokes I’m looking fir.
• Pre-limb-inary findings indicate that it’s a tree.
• I was looking up at an acorn and couldn’t figure out why it appeared to be getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

Fresh Tree Dad Jokes

Hilarious new tree dad jokes that are a hoot to the root.

• Where do saplings keep snacks? In the pan-tree.
• What do trees wear to the beach? Their sandalwoods.
• What do trees call rhyming verses? Limb-ericks.
• How do trees protect their crowns? With an elmet.

• How do rich trees get around? In limb-osines.
• How do trees watch boxing matches on TV? Paper-view.
• Who can tell a tree’s future? A palm reader.
• When do trees learn how to speak to one another? During German-ation.

Classic Tree Jokes

These are some ash-tronomically funny tree jokes.

• Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn? In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
• What tree’s fruit tastes like chicken? A poul-tree.
• What did the tree do when his bank wasn’t open? It went to a different branch.
• Why is a group of similar trees called a stand? Because they can’t sit down.
• What do trees wear at the beach? Swimming trunks.

• Why did the tree get in trouble? Because it was being knotty.
• What’s the best day for photosynthesis? Sunday.
• What’s a trees favorite candy? Twigs.
• What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
• How do you properly identify a dogwood tree? By the bark.

• What did the beaver say to the tree? Nice gnawing you!
• What kind of dressing do trees put on their salads? Branch.
• What was the triangle palm’s favorite subject in school? Geome-tree.
• Where do saplings go to learn? Elemen-tree school.
• How do access their email? They log in.

Even More Funny Tree Jokes

Because why knot?

• What month do trees hate the most? Sep-timberrrr!
• What beverage should trees drink responsibly? Root beer.
• What did the owl say to the sick tree to make it feel better? Nothing. That owl didn’t give a hoot.
• How do you make a tree laugh? Tell it acorn-y joke.
• What happens when a tree gets cavities? It has a root canal.

• How did the moron get hurt while raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
• Why do trees take naps? For rest.
• Why are trees bad at trivia? They always get stumped.
• What do you give to a sick citrus tree? Lemon aid.
• Why isn’t the lumberjack at work today? He went to the beech.

• What is the most frustrating thing about being a tree? Having so many limbs and not being able to walk.
• What happens when trees fall in love? The get sappy.
• What cruelty-free fashion do stylish evergreens wear? Faux fir.
• How do you identify a math tree? It has square roots.
• Have you seen the documentary about beavers cutting down trees? It’s one of the best dam videos ever.