57 Wedding Puns and Jokes To Laugh and To Hold

Getting hitched has never been so comical. We vow to give you the funniest wedding puns and jokes, in sickness and in health.

Weddings are a joyous occasion. Two people in love surrounded by family and friends, and yada, yada. Let’s just get to the reception already! Sure, ceremonies can be nice (or completely insane), but we’re here to party. And then it’s off to the funny-moon. So how bout we just say a quick “I do” and head straight for the dance floor.

And don’t forget to explore other areas of marital humor to make the bride and groom chuckle. Leap into light-hearted love puns, or turn to relationship jokes now that things have reached that level. And then seal it all with a kiss quip.

Wedding Puns

Vow about these cute wedding one-liners?

• Happily ever laughter.
• Caught wed handed.
• Fiancé meeting you here.
• Look on the bride side of things.
• The thin wed line.
• Eat, drink, and be married.

• The more the marrier.
• Aisle be back.
• Seeing wed.
• Bride on time.
• Apple-y ever after.
• It was my altar ego.

Funny Wedding Puns

Some old, some new, some borrowed, some blue. Just don’t try to put any in your shoe.

• Casual weddings are lack tie affairs.
• This wedding reception really takes the cake.
• I will always go the extra aisle for you.
• It’s been such an emotional day, even the cake is in tiers.
• Til death do us party!
• I doo.

• The sound of marriage has a nice ring to it.
• The timing of the bouquet toss is still up in the air.
• Till debt do us part.
• I have a confetti to make: I love throwing rice at weddings.
• Horse trainers always have huge a bridle party.
• For butter or worse, a toast to the newlyweds!
• Jerry Rice’s wedding reception was amazing.

Clever Wedding One-Liners

Cross the threshold of funny with these hilarious wedding dad jokes.

• For some, marriage is just a word. For other, it’s a sentence.
• The bride seemed innocent, but I took her words as veiled threats.
• Now that the vows have been exchanged, the new couple is feeling footloose and fiancé-free.
• When I needed flower puns for my wedding, you rose to the occasion.
• The podium fell over in the middle of the wedding ceremony. Thankfully, it didn’t altar the mood.
• She really liked that her new boyfriend, Nate, was a meat eater. I think she’s going to marry-nate someday.

• Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
• I’d tell you who’s going to walk me down the aisle but I don’t want to give it away.
• The bride loved the holidays so much that she wanted to Marry Christmas.
• The groom wasn’t sure about getting married, so elope for the best.
• Two florists recently wed. It was an arranged marriage.
• Cows don’t kiss on their wedding day; they smoooch.

Wedding Jokes

Funny wisecracks for your big day. Or inspiration for that wedding card.

• Why did the groom wear extra socks on his wedding day? In case he got cold feet.
• Why don’t you have to invite computers to weddings? They’re just gonna crash anyway.
• What did Snow White say after her wedding photos didn’t show up? Someday my prints will come.
• Why did the stenographer have to break off her engagement? He just wasn’t her type.
• How did the ram propose to his girlfriend? Will ewe marry me?

• Why did the melons get married in a church? Because they can’t-elope.
• How do you know when palm trees are getting married? They send a save the date. Go fig-ure.
• Why couldn’t the man fit in the elevator full of brides? There wasn’t any groom.
• Why wasn’t the maid of honor in a rush to get married? She was briding her time.
• Why didn’t the two boxers wait to get married? It was love at fist sight.

Wedding Day Jokes

People are torn on whether balloons make for good wedding decorations. One thing they do agree on: balloon puns are funny no matter how you decorate.

• How did the vocabulary words get married? They exchanged vowels.
• How do Hawaiian brides get married? They walk down the isle.
• How do celebrity brides walk to the altar? Down the wed carpet.
• Why do men stand on the left during a wedding ceremony? Because women are always right.
• Why did the groom have to Uber to his own wedding? He couldn’t find his bride.

• When did the raindrops get married? On their wetting day.
• How do podiatrists start every wedding speech? I’d like to make a toes.
• What was the best part of the Verizon CEO’s wedding? The reception.
• What wedding song plays when pickles walk down the aisle? Here Comes the Brine.
• What the the delivery driver wear to his wedding? A Truxedo.

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