69 Rabbit Puns and Jokes That’ll Tickle Your Bunny Bone

Rabbit jokes and puns you can burrow anytime.

Sure, dogs and cats are adorable, but no-bunny compares to rabbits. Their cuteness makes me want to pull my hare out. Seriously. And these bunny puns are no different; they’re just as ear-resistible. In fact, they’re probably the most killer rabbit jokes in all the land. Let’s hop to it.

On the hunt for jokes about the Easter Bunny? You can find them on our Easter jokes page. He’s over there hiding his eggs or eating a salad or something.

Bunny Rabbit Puns

Pull one of these funny rabbit puns out of your hat and wow your friends.

• Don’t worry, be hoppy.
• Rabbits don’t carrot all.
• No bunny compares to you.
• The rabbit was a hare late.
• Rabbits are ear-resistible.
• Thump-thing’s wrong.
• I’m so hoppy to see you.

• The bunny prince was hare to the throne.
• Beg, burrow, and steal.
• Smooth hoperator.
• Every-bunny wants to rule the world.
• I just want to let me hare down.
• Cottontail me about it.
• Rabbits like stories with hoppy endings.
• I like big-eared rabbits a lop.

Funny Rabbit Puns

Instead of grabbing all the field mice and bopping them on the head, just tell them a few short rabbit puns and they’ll simply laugh to death.

• When hop-portunity knocks.
• Some rabbits are all ears.
• I don’t want to hare another rabbit pun.
• You don’t have to rabbit in.
• Not by the hare on my chinny-chin-chin.
• That rabbit’s living on burrowed time.
• I just got my rabbit starter kit.

• Hare today, gone tomorrow.
• My rabbit’s a Never Thumper.
• I’m running brer-rands.
• Every-bunny was kung fu fighting.
• Are you kitten me with these rabbit jokes?
• That’s a tall cotton-tale.
• These are the bunniest rabbit puns.
• Don’t be a hare-etic.

Rabbit Pun One-Liners

The difference between rabbit puns and bunny puns is splitting hares. Same goes for funny rabbit sayings. Don’t let any-bunny tell you otherwise.

• Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
• If I hear another rabbit pun, I’m going to pull my hare out.
• A monk, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit turns to the other two and says, “I think I’m a type-O.”
• I almost hit a rabbit on my way home last night. Missed him by a hare.

• Caring for baby rabbits is a hare-raising experience.
• Bunnies have to be careful when searching the Internet; they might go down a rabbit hole.
• There’s a warren out for the rabbit’s arrest.
• I was bunny-sitting so I got out the hare mattress.
• When someone tries to change the subject by talking about rabbits, don’t let them; it’s a red hare-ing.

Bunny Rabbit Jokes

Start telling these funny rabbit jokes and watch as the laughs multiply.

• Which branch of the military did the rabbit serve in? The Hare Force.
• Why did the rabbit apply for the promotion at work? He wanted a bigger celery.
• Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbits feet.
• What happens when two rabbits fall in love and get married? They live hoppily ever after.
• What did the bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.

• What do you call a rich rabbit? A million-hare.
• Where do rabbits eat breakfast? IHOP.
• What do you call a bunny raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
• What did the rabbit use to propose to his girlfriend? A 24-carrot ring.
• What kind of music do rabbits listen to? Hip-hop.

Bunny Jokes

Groove to the beat of these hoppin’ rabbit dad jokes.

• What’s a bunny’s favorite game? Hopscotch.
• What do rabbits do after getting married? They go on their bunny-moon.
• What hotel job did the rabbit get? Bellhop.
• Which famous bunny gets the most traffic tickets? Speeder Rabbit.
• How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.

• What kind of martial arts did the little bunny do? Kung Foo Foo.
• Why was the rabbit farmer wearing a hat? He was having a bad hare day.
• What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a frog? A bunny ribbit.
• Why do rabbits like beer? It’s made with hops.
• What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward? A receding hare-line.

Funny Rabbit Dad Jokes

Having a bad hare day? Let a cute rabbit joke put the hop back in your step.

• What type of math are rabbits the best at? Multiplication.
• How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
• What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
• What do you do with a wet rabbit? Use a hare dryer.
• What’s invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

• Why did the rabbits want to move out of their house? They were fed up with the hole thing.
• What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
• Why did the Energizer Bunny get arrested? For battery.
• What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
• What kind of exercise do rabbits do? Hare-robics.