83 Pig Puns and Jokes That’ll Make Your Pen Pals Snort
I’ll pig-let you in on a little secret: Despite rolling around in the mud and eating just about anything, pigs are pretty dang smart. In fact, they’ve been shown to be smarter than dogs (sorry, Fido) and even young children. I guess you could say pigs are the Albert Ein-swines of the animal kingdom. Not only that, they’re actually pretty funny too. Well, cracking wise about them is a hoot at least. And the following pig puns and jokes are no exception.
But why stop at pig humor? We’ve got more animal puns than any pen can hold, from shrewd sheep jokes to choice chicken cracks.
Funny Pig Puns
Go hog wild with these silly puns about pigs.
- I’m watching Pig-elodeon.
- Snout and about.
- It’s total may-ham!
- Pig and choose.
- I a-boar you.
- I had an oinkling about that.
- Piggie Smalls.
- Netflix and swill.
- You’re sow funny.
- Some of these puns are ham-biguous.
- Pigs do the truffle shuffle.
- I like your snout-fit.
- Looking sty-lish.
Cute Pig Puns
More adorable piggy plays on words.
- You’re so boar-ing.
- The pig got a porking ticket.
- That’s one ham-bitious pig.
- Let’s go for a pig-nic.
- Don’t take pigs for grunt-ed.
- Snout-rageous!
- Hamber alert.
- Hogs and kisses.
- Pig-ture perfect.
- Sow what?
- Pig up the pieces.
- Pigs are snout of this world.
- Female pigs are sow-cial animals.
Pig Puns and One-Liners
Ham puns or turkey jokes for Easter dinner? We know which ones the pigs prefer.
- I’m kind of a pig deal.
- Swine and cheese date.
- Pig on someone your own size.
- Ham Solo played by Harrison Pork.
- Snout of the blue.
- Pig on someone your own size.
- Hard-working pigs really bring home the bacon.
- Do pig authors use pen names?
- Pigs don’t spit; they hock loogies.
- Pigs are snout-of-the-box thinkers.
- When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
- When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
Funny Pig Jokes
Dad jokes more twisted than a pig’s tail. Tell them till the cows come home.
- What happened after the pig pen was destroyed? They had to use the pig pencil.
- What do pigs call secondhand clothes? Ham-me-downs.
- How do pigs send secret messages? They use invisible oink.
- Why are pig stories so interesting to read? The tale always has a twist.
- Who’s the world’s smartest pig? Albert Ein-swine.
- What’s a pig’s favorite color? Hamber.
- How do pigs get to the hospital? In a ham-bulance.
- What do pigs call February 14th? Valen-swine’s Day.
- What do you get when you cross dinosaur DNA with a pig? Jurrasic Pork.
- Where do pigs go on vacation? Hamsterdam.
- What do you get when you cross Superman with a pig? The Man of Squeal.
- What do you call a Miss Piggy look-alike? An im-porcine-ator.
Pig Dad Jokes
Try to pig just one favorite.
- What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop.
- What do you call a pig in Spanish? Porque?
- Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machines.
- What international sporting event do hogs compete in? The Olympigs.
- Why didn’t the piglet like school? Too much ham-work.
- Where do rich pigs work? In a sty-scraper.
- What did everyone like about the pig? Its porcine-ality.
- What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig.
- Who’s the most famous hog painter of all time? Pablo Pig-casso.
- Where do pigs put their money? In a piggy bank.
Jokes about Pigs
These setups and punch lines are snout of sight.
- What do hogs do with cucumbers? They make piggles.
- What did the pig dress up as for Halloween? Franken-swine’s monster.
- What do you call an extroverted pig? Snout-going.
- Why do boars laugh when you touch their belly? They’re pigglish.
- What’s a pig’s favorite musical? Ham-ilton.
- How did the pigs stay in touch? They were pen pals.
- What do you get when you pick a pigs nose? Ham boogers.
- What brand of ice cream to pigs like? Hoggin Dazs.
- What do you call pig tug-of-war? Pulled pork.
- Why couldn’t the pig remember its identity? Ham-nesia.
- What’s the pig’s favorite rap group? Snout-kast.
More Funny Pig Dad Jokes
No need to use a pen name to tell these pig funnies.
- What state has the most pigs? Pig Pen-sylvania.
- What wood do pigs use to build their furniture? Ma-hog-any.
- What do hog ska bands say? Pig it up, pig it up, pig it up.
- Why couldn’t the pig finish the race? Pulled ham-string.
- What baseball position do pigs play? In the snout-field.
- What was the verdict in the pig thief’s trial? Gilt-y.
- What would you say if I told you that I saw a pig taking a bath the other day? Hogwash.
- What game show do pigs watch? Squeal of Fortune.
- What do you get when you cross a pig with Sasquatch? Pig-foot.
- What do you call a pig that steals money? A swine-dler.
- What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
- Why did the man take his pig to the pawn shop? To put it in hock.
You Ask, We Answer
Let’s ham it up with your peppy pig questions.
Write something clever for your next piggy caption. Funny ones include “pig-ture perfect,” “hogs and kisses,” and “kind of a pig deal.” But those are just a few of our favorites. Try to incorporate any one of the above puns into your social media posts.
Of course! Crack a few colorful cow jokes and glorious goat puns while you’re out on the farm. Or, be sure to check out all the amazing animal puns and jokes we have in our Dad-A-Base.
Make the invitations to your next sow-cial event extra punny. Instead of simply saying it’ll be a good time, say “it’ll be may-ham!” If you’re having a low-key movie night, use “Netflix and swill” for something more creative. Or let everyone know that your party will be anything but “boar-ing” and that your guests should wear something “sty-lish.”
Oh yeah. Cute nicknames for pigs include Penny, Ein-swine, Sow-fia, and Hamber.
We’ve got plenty of kid-friendly wordplay. Give a pun like “pig on someone your own size” or “I like your snout-fit.” But that’s just a start. Just about all the humor on this page can be used for the young ones.
