48 Volcano Jokes and Puns for the Crater Good

Erupt in laughter at these funny volcano jokes and puns.

When it comes to volcano jokes, here’s a bit of advice: never say volcan-no. Always say volcan-yes. Let the puns flow like lava. Tell them to everyone – your mag-ma, your aunt Etna, your buddy Paul-cano, everyone – and watch them explode with laughter. But fair warning: they’ll be busting up so hard there might be a little volcanic gas released. Just sayin’.

Obviously, an umbrella won’t do you any good during a volcanic eruption. But the jokes sure are funny. Check out these umbrella gut-busters, rain or shine.

Funny Volcano Jokes

There’s no crater joy than telling the best volcano jokes.

• Why should you never kick a volcano? You might Krakatoa.
• Where do volcanoes shop for home furnishings? Crater & Barrel.
• What did the baby volcano call it’s mom? Magma-ma.
• Why are active volcanoes so rude? They keep interupting.

• Where do volcano scientists pee? The lavatory.
• What do you call a fight between married volcanoes? A lava’s quarrel.
• What’s a volcano’s favorite Johnny Cash song? Ring of Fire.
• What hip-hop group do volcanoes listen to? The Re-Fujis.

Volcano Dad Jokes

Both kids and adults think these volcano dad jokes rock.

• What do you call a volcano that sits around and watches TV all day? Inactive.
• How do you cross a lava lake? In a vol-canoe.
• What do you call a volcano that never erupts? A mountain.
• What do you get when you cross a volcano with a fruit? A lavacado.

• Why didn’t the volcano have any money? It went bank-erupt.
• Why did the volcano go to therapy? To vent.
• Why don’t Icelandic comedians tell volcano jokes? In case there’s a Hekla in the audience.
• What kind of dessert comes out of a musical volcano? Bach-lava.

Volcano Joke One-Liners

You’re gonna lava these volcano pun one-liners.

• Active volcanoes erupt to no good.
• I went to Mount Etna but couldn’t get all the way up.
• I heard this volcano was active, but I guess it has eruptile dysfunction.
• Volcanoes do it for the crater good.
• I like mountains. But volcanoes are just ash holes.
• The volcano kept erupting at me, so I caldera bad word.

• Not many guys would walk all the way to a volcano to get rid of a ring. But Elijah Wood.
• There’s no crater joy than seeing a volcano erupt.
• The Calbuco volcano is very hot right now, but everything around it is Chile.
• Do you think we’ll see lava today? Fissure!
• I’d lava piece of cake right now.
• I thought about inviting Ray to hike up the volcano again. But then I remembered Ray-nier-ly got us killed last time.

Funny Volcano Puns

Short volcano puns for those times when you feel like exploding.

• Volca-nope.
• Volca-nah.
• Volca-no way.
• Volcan’to.
• Volcanoes rock.

• I lava good volcano joke.
• Lol-cano.
• I drive a Volvo-cano.
• Don’t be an ash-hole.
• It was a 6.9 magma-tude quake.

Cute Volcano Puns

Share some puns about volcanoes with the Hood.

• I’m a lava, not a fighter.
• Poás of cake.
• Lemme ash you a question.
• I’m never l-etna go.
• Just hanging in the Hood.

• I lava you.
• Volcanoes are the lava my life.
• If you lava, let her go.
• I have volcanic gas.
• The volcano was a magma-nimous figure.