66 Zombie Jokes and Puns for Hordes of Laughs

Zombie jokes and puns flesh out of the oven.

We’ve got zombie jokes on the brain. Some real Walking Dad humor. Punch lines that can infect any situation. And of corpse we’re going to share them all with you. So get out there and fire one off next time you’re going for the zombie kill of the week.

Seems like Frankenstein’s monster can relate to zombies. That’s why you also need some good Frankenstein jokes to electrify your friends with this Halloween.

Zombie Dad Jokes

Funny zombie jokes fresh from the pun cemetery.

What did the zombies eat at the picnic? Barbara Q.
What do Zombies brew coffee with? Burial grounds.
Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie? He only eats Brians.
Where do zombie get their vegetables? The hospital.
What kind of cheese do the undead eat? Zombrie.
What do Middle Eastern zombies eat? Bahrains.
What room in the house don’t zombies use? The living room.

When do zombies eat breakfast? Once they catch you.
What food-delivery service do zombies use? Hello Flesh.
What do you call an undead cow? Zom-beef.
What gym exercise to zombies do? Dead lifts.
Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny.
Why don’t the undead sleep? They’re in-zombie-acs.
Why do zombies speak Latin? Because it’s a dead language.

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Funny Zombie Jokes

These zany zombie zingers rise to the occasion.

What kind of sauce do zombies put on brains? Grave-y.
What do you make undead chili with? Zom-beans.
What do you call a zombie making stir-fry? Dead man wok-ing.
What kind of stuffed animals do zombie kids like? Deady bears.
What should you do if a zombies rolls his eyes at you? Roll them back.
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead? A zom-beagle.
What do zombie zebras eat? Ze brains.

What is zombie’s favorite type of dessert? Eyes cream.
Where do zombie monkeys live? In the brain forest.
Did you hear about the outbreak of undead people in Greece? It’s the zombie Acropolis.
What should you never give a zombie? A piece of your mind.
Where do zombies go swimming? In the Dead Sea.
What do they call the undead in Mexico? Zombres.
Where do zombies buy wedding rings? De-Kay Jewelers.

More Funny Zombie Jokes

Give the living dead something to laugh about even another wave of zombie jokes.

What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAIINNNNSSS!!
What do zombie husbands get when they’re late for dinner? The cold shoulder.
Who won the zombie race? Nobody – it was a dead heat.
What kind of candy won’t zombies eat? Life Savers.
How do zombies decorate Easter eggs? They undye them.
What do you call an undead wasp? A zom-bee.
What do zombies eat when they need fiber? Brans.

What shift do zombies work? Graveyard.
Where do Australian zombies come from? Down Under.
What kind of shows do zombie kids watch? Re-animation.
How do the undead go to the bathroom? They zom-pee.
What time do zombies wake up in the morning? Ate o’clock.
Who was the zombie’s favorite football player? Decay Metcalf.
How do the undead clean their clothes? With zom-bleach.

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Zombie Joke One-Liners

We dug up the perfect zombie joke one-liners for the train ride to Busan.

A single zombie is scary, but a row of zombies forms something even scarier: a deadline.
Zombie pirates don’t eat brains; they eat arrrrms.
Watch out for Tesla owners during the zombie apocalypse. They’ll never tell you when they’re turning.
If Will Smith turned into a zombie, he’d be the Flesh Prince of Bel-Air.
I dated a zombie once. When we broke up, she fell apart.
I just saw two zombies on a date. I guess romance is officially undead.