78 Witch Puns and Jokes to Curse Your Friends With

It’s the season of the witch. Which witch? Who knows, but we’ve got the one-liners and wisecracks that’ll have them all in stitches. Whether they’re a teenage witch, a wicked witch, a scarlet witch, or even a witchy woman, nobody stands a chance against this comedic concoction. So cast an unbreakable laughing spell with the following which jokes. I mean witch jokes. The Halloween ones.

Speaking of Halloween, don’t sleep on the Vampire humor. It may suck, but you’ll go batty once it bites you.

Funny Witch Puns

Summon some clever puns about witches.

• It’s all witch-ful thinking.
• Bewitcha in a minute!
• She’s from Witch-ita.
• Witch way to the Halloween party?
• Witch puns are hex-cellent.
• Cheers, witches!
• Quit tryna rune my good time!

• Resting witch face.
• Hag a nice day.
• Hex-cuse me!
• Witching you a Happy Halloween.
• Arts and witchcrafts.
• She’s such a basic witch.

Cute Witch Puns

• Witch or witch-out you.
• I’m bi-hex-ual.
• You wand-a be starting something.
• Life’s a witch, then you fly.
• You are 100% that witch.
• What’s up, my witches!?

• Summon-time and the living’s easy.
• Witches know how to drive stick.
• Witches are a multi-occultural group.
• That was one hex of a witch joke.
• Witches watch TV wand-demand.
• Help me Rune-da, help, help me Rune-da.

Witch One-Liners

The jokes that broke the internet in the coven.

• I thought about being a witch, so I tried that for a spell.
• A witch and her spirit assistant walk into a bar. It’s a familiar story.
• The problem with twin witches is that you never know which witch is which witch.
• You can find information about witches on wicca-pedia.
• Most witch spells were developed during the Rune-aissance period.

• I was studying spells so I could be witch and famous.
• Do you really wand to hurt me?
• That witch is my best ghoulfriend.
• Do warlocks drink only witch-craft beer?
• I don’t know anything about wicca – why are you athame?

Funny Witch Pun Names

Let a few of these bad witches fly.

• Ma-cauldron Culkin.
• Orlando Broom.
• Rune-da Rousey.
• LeBroom James.
• Hex Luther.
• Butch Curse-idy.

• Spell-ma and Louise.
• Chalice in Wonderland.
• Tarot Egerton.
• Wand-a Sykes.
• Witchard Gere.
• Witchy Witch.

• Chalice Cooper.
• Linda Rune-stadt.
• Coven Costner.
• Kevin Cursed-ner.
• Curse Mayfield.
• Tori Spelling.

Funny Witch Jokes

Need funny witch captions for Instagram? Try these out for a spell.

• What does the little witch use to make her birthday cake? The easy bake coven.
• What sound do witch DJs make? Wicca, wicca, wicca.
• Why don’t people like inviting witches to parties? They always rune them.
• How do you make a witch scratch? By taking away the ‘w’.

• Who turned off all the lamps on Halloween? The lights witch.
• Why was the book of incantations useless? Because the author didn’t run spell-check.
• What do you call a nervous witch? A twitch.
• Why couldn’t the little witch read her spell book? It wasn’t written in curse-ive.

Witch Broom Jokes

Stick to these funny broom jokes. They’ll make kids and adults laugh.

• What kind of comedy do witches like? Broom schtick.
• What do witches in Australia ride? Broomerangs.
• What happened when the witch got road rage? She flew off the handle.
• Why do witches fly on broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
• Why was the witch’s broom late? It over swept.

• What’s it call when witches wrestle? Broom-o.
• What do witches get joint after too much flying? Broom-atoid arthritis.
• What do witches in Australia eat? Broomin’ onion.
• What do you call witches that live together? Broom-mates.

Witch Dad Jokes

A brew-tiful collection of witch jokes.

• How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Into what?
• What do you call a mage in the desert? A sand-witch.
• What happens to witches who break the rules at school? They get ex-spelled.
• Who directed the new movie about witches? Steven Spellberg.

• What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
• What is a witch’s favorite ride at the fair? A scary-go-round.
• What do witches study in school? Spelling.
• What do you call a plus-size witch? A thiccan.