100 Robot Jokes and Puns That Totally Byte

These robot jokes and puns are going viral.

Welcome to the best robot jokes and puns on the internet. The place where laughing is a binary choice: 1 for laugh, 0 for don’t laugh. Even though you’re not a robot (probably), we still think it’ll be 111111111 the whole time. But if you clicked on this, and it’s all 000000000, then you can bite my shiny metal butt.

Not all of our puns are robotic. Liven things up with a few beach puns.

Robot Puns

Interface with these robot puns.

• Robot puns byte.
• Robots eat byte-size candy.
• Robots make binary choices.
• Meet me at the disk-o.
• I live in Bot-swana.
• I hit the jack-bot!

• It’s a-bot time.
• We’re having a bot-luck.
• I’ll have the hali-bot.
• Bot-ter up!
• Ro-booty call.
• Ro-blot out the sun.

• Robottomless mimosas!
• I robrought one for you.
• I robought the new android.
• Robottles.
• Let’s get to the robottom of it.
• Take a byte out of life.

Robot Pun Names

Give your robot a cute name.

• Robot Downey Jr.
• Roomba Thurman.
• Handroid Solo.
• Botley Crüe.
• Wired Earp.
• Auto Octavius.

• Can-disk Bergen.
• Anne-droid Hathaway.
• Ro-Beau Bridges.
• Droid Orbison
• Java the Hutt.
• Robot Redford.

• Micro-Chip Gaines
• Computer Parker.
• Chris Bot-ti.
• Cole USB Port-er.
• Judge Droid.
• Ro-Bo Jackson.
• Mini Hard-Drive-r.

Robot Pun One-Liners

The following cracks might offend your Roomba.

• The robot couldn’t buy anything because it didn’t have any cache.
• The new android was so controversial it needed a ro-body guard.
• That creepy android is robot-ick.
• The new robot has a chip on its shoulder.

• If a Swedish robot analyzes a bird, is the robot Scanned-an-avian?
• I repli-can’t believe how Blade Runner ends!
• My vacuum got roomba-toid arthritis.
• That robot costs a hun-droid dollars.

Robot Dad Jokes

Reboot your system with the best robot dad jokes on file.

• What do you call a bored robot? A sigh-borg.
• What do you call an android on a canoe? A row-bot.
• Why was the book about robots banned? Censor-chip.
• What do cops do when they arrest a female robot? They processor.
• How do robots catch fish? With their neural net.

• What do androids call their supervisor at work? The ro-boss.
• What’s another word for self-driving cars? Road-bots.
• What do computers do after taking a shower? They put on a robe-ot.
• What kind of shoes do robots wear? Re-boots.
• What do you call an android chef? A roux-bot.

• What do you call a robot fish? Hali-bot.
• Why was the robot sick? Not enough vitamin C:.
• How do aging droids stay looking young? Robotox.
• Did you hear about the gay android? It’s a robottom.
• What do you call an android that studies plants? A robotanist.
• What’s a robot’s favorite Adele song? Roomba has it.

More Funny Robot Jokes

Robot jokes that don’t take a lot of processing power to get.

• Why was the robot angry? Someone was pressing its buttons.
• What do you call an android’s behind? Its robutt.
• How do robots eat an elephant? One byte at a time
• What do robots drink at bars? Screwdrivers.
• What kind of snacks do robots eat? Microchips.

• Why did the robot only turn left? It wasn’t programmed right.
• What do baby robots call their fathers? Data.
• Why don’t robots eat apples? They’re Androids.
• What was written on the robot’s headstone? Rust in Peace.
• How do robots like to exercise? Circuit training.

• What kind of robot can turn into a tractor? A trans-farmer.
• How do make a sad robot happy? Turn its frown.exe into a smile.exe.
• Why do robots go on vacation? To recharge.
• What do you call a frozen robot? An ice-borg.
• What do call a sad droid? A woe-bot.
• Why are robots good at golf? They have a hard drive.

Even More Hilarious Robot Jokes

Transforming frowns into smiles.

• Who’s the robot’s favorite author? Anne Droid.
• Why couldn’t the robot ever say no to his girlfriend? He couldn’t resistor.
• Where do pregnant robots carry their unborn babies? In their comp-uterus.
• Why can’t robots play church music? They don’t have any organs.
• How do robots sing Old MacDonald Had a Farm? A-I-A-I-O.

• What movie do robots love? Raiders of the Lost Spark.
• What kind of droids do they have in Alaska? Snow-bots.
• Why wasn’t anyone scared of the robot dog? His bark was worse than his byte.
• Why was the robot such a bad dancer? It didn’t have any algo-rhythm.
• What do you call mechanical fish eggs? Roe-bots.

• What haristyle do Rastafarian robots wear? Droid-locks.
• What’s a robot’s favorite band? Metal-lica.
• Why did the robot get arrested? For battery.
• Why did the robot go to the doctor? It had a virus.
• Why were the robots so confused? They got their wires crossed.
• Why don’t people like hiking with androids? The robo-ticks.

Star Wars Robot Jokes

These are the droid jokes you’re looking for.

• What is R2D2 short for? Cause he’s got little legs.
• What do you call in invisible droid? C-throughPO.
• Why didn’t Rey Skywalker turn in her homework? BB-8 it.
• What do you call a robot that doesn’t use deodorant? C-3BO.
• What do robots do when there’s a road closure? Take an R2-Detour.
• What does R2-D2 use to open PDFs? Adobe-Wan Kenobi.
• Would you like some C-3BeanO salad?