67 Bat Puns and Jokes That Are Going Viral

We were going to save these funny bat puns and jokes for later, but we caved. It’s not our fault; we’re batty for this kind of stuff. And now it’s time for you to accept that you’re batty for it too. After all, bats make up almost a quarter of the mammal population worldwide. So why not sink your teeth into the most fang-tastic jokes ever. But fair warning: these gags and one-liners might leave a bat taste in your mouth.

We can’t make fun of bats without mentioning these vicious vampire jokes too. But the Halloween fun doesn’t stop there. We’ve also got wacky witch puns and fantastic Frankenstein one-liners that always get plenty of spooky laughs.

Bat Puns

Using wordplay is never a bat idea, whether it’s Halloween or not.

• Vampires learn the alphabat.
• Do I like puns? You bat I do!
• How’s it hanging?
• He has a real bat temper.
• I’m wingin’ it here.

• Fang-tastic!
• Don’t bat your eyes at me.
• Fangs for the memories.
• Hang in there!
• We’re Pres-bat-terian.

Bat One-Liner Puns

Dracula will love these cute bat one-liners

• I don’t like your battitude.
• These puns are really bat.
• Trying to break a bat habit.
• These jokes are bat to the bone.
• I made a bat joke. It went viral.

• Vampire bat humor sucks.
• African vampires live in Bats-wana.
• The bats are going to wing in the new year.
• I guano know more about bats.
• Dumb vampires are dingbats.

Bat Name Puns

Made friends with a flying mammal? Here are some cute pun names for bats.

• Bat Simpson.
• Aretha Fang-klin.
• Batrick Swayze.
• Wing Rhames.
• Bat Midler.
• Bruce Wayne.

• Cleo-bat-ra.
• Nick Cave.
• Batsy Ross.
• Cave-in Hart.
• Echo Nwodim.
• Bat Reynolds.

• Batrick Ewing.
• Mario Bat-ali.
• Cave-in Costner.
• Marc Echo.
• Tina Fey-ng.

Bat Jokes

When it comes to making funny jokes, you don’t have to wing it. Just use one of the following.

• What’s a bat’s favorite holiday? Fangs-giving.
• Why don’t people like studying vampire bats? Because they’re a pain in the neck.
• Who’s Dracula’s favorite classical composer? Bat-hoven.
• What’s a bat’s favorite reptile? An i-guano.
• Where do vampires pee? The batroom.

• Where do male bats pee? In the noct-urinal.
• Where are southern vampires from? Batlanta.
• What do bats study in college? Echonomics.
• Where in Chile do vampires hike? Batagonia.
• What apparel brand do male bats wear? Echo Unltd.

Funny Bat Jokes

These wicked dad punch lines come at you like a bat out of hell.

• How do bats make new friends? With a sound wave.
• Where do vampire bats keep their money? The blood bank.
• What sport do vampires play? Batminton.
• What’s a vampire bat’s favorite type of fruit? A neck-tarine.
• Did you hear about the computer teacher who was attacked by a thousand bats last night? He got a mega bite.

• How are bats like real-estate agents? It’s all about echolocation, location, location.
• Who’s Dracula’s favorite comedian? Sinbat.
• What was Dracula’s job on the baseball team? Bat boy.
• Which Golden Girl is Dracula’s favorite? Batty White.
• What do android vampires turn into? Ro-bats.

Bat Dad Jokes

More bat humor for your Halloween adventures.

• What’s the worst day of a bat’s life? The day it has diarrhea.
• What is a bat’s favorite dessert? Upside-down cake.
• What is Dracula’s second-favorite holiday? St. Bat-rick’s Day.
• Who’s the bat’s favorite R&B singer? Stevie Wonder.
• What’s a vampires favorite city in Pakistan? Islamabat.

• What do bats eat for breakfast? Echo waffles.
• Why are most baseball games played at night? Because the bats have to sleep during the day.
• What’s it called when vampires take time off work? A sab-bat-ical.
• What kind of shoes do vampires like to wear? Com-bat boots.
• Why aren’t bats good when being interrogated? The always cave.

You Ask, We Answer

Your questions were driving us batty, so we had to answer them.