58 Beaver Jokes and Puns That’ll Gnaw at You

Eager beavers get the best jokes.

You may not give a dam, but beavers are way cuter than they get credit for. With their tiny little fingers and funky paddle tail, these little furballs have really engineered their way into our hearts. But you know what’s just as cute? Beaver jokes and puns. We’ve logged a boatload of ludicrous gut-busters that’ll make both kids and adults laugh out loud. So why not branch out and experience a new castor humor?

Once you’re done with these ridiculous tail-slappers, try gnawing on some terrific tree puns. After all, the dams don’t build themselves.

Funny Beaver Jokes

Chew on some classic beaver dad jokes.

• What’s a beaver’s favorite snack? Wood chips.
• What did the beaver find after his home was destroyed by a flood? Not a dam thing.
• How do beavers check their email? They log in.
• Where do beavers like to go on vacation? Amsterdam.
• What did the beaver say when it saw a river? Dam it.

• What do beavers from Philly drink? Wooder.
• Why did the beaver go to the doctor? It was feeling gnaw-seous.
• Where do beavers get haircuts? At the bobber shop.
• Where do beavers sleep at night? On a river bed.
• Where do beavers keep their money? In the river bank.
• What’s the beaver’s favorite part of Star Trek? The captain’s log.

• What Tom Hanks movie do beavers love? Castor Way.
• What rap artist do beavers listen to? Timber-land.
• What’s a beaver’s favorite TV show? I Stream of Jeannie.
• What do you call a beaver weatherman? The fore-castor.
• Who’s the beavers’ favorite tennis player? Seren-gnaw Williams.
• What were the first two beavers named? A-dam and Eve.

Clever Beaver Puns

A flowing river of puns about beavers.

• Wood chew look at that.
• Thirsty? Have a cold beaver-age.
• No one likes a paddletale.
• Bevear-y, very quiet.
• Gnawty but nice.

• Nice gnawing you.
• Can I burrow that?
• Gnaw, man.
• Beavers are very lodge-ical.
• Beavers stick to the plan.
• It’s gnaw or never.

• Wake me up beaver you go-go.
• I woodn’t miss this.
• Gnawledge is power.
• I live in Beaverly Hills.
• Don’t ig-gnaw me.
• Gnaw-thing but the best.

More Beaver Puns and One-Liners

Puns straight out of Beaverly Hills.

• Dam right!
• Hot dam!
• I don’t give a dam.
• It’s a dam shame.
• Dammed if you do, dammed if you don’t.
• Mind your own dam business.
• Dam-age control.

• Beavers are pretty dam funny.
• I’d like to lodge a complaint.
• If you want to tell a few beaver jokes, gopher it!
• Want to catch a beaver? Better castor wide net.
• Beavers play the castor-net.

Funny Beaver Pun Names

Very cute names for unbelievable beavers.

• Clint Eatswood.
• Rhian-gnaw.
• Justin Beaver.
• Beaverly Cleary.
• Dr. Fell.
• Jean-Claude Van Dam.

• Beaver Sutherland.
• Kenny Loggins.
• Fell-icity Huffman.
• Woody Harrelson.
• Fidel Castor.
• Michelle Branch.