61 Black Friday Jokes and Puns for a Great Deal of Laughs

Don’t discount these Black Friday jokes.

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Black Friday Jokes

If you took 50% off a Black Friday dad joke, you’d just have a punch line.

What’s the day after Black Friday called? Broke Saturday.
Why did the shopper bring a ladder to the Black Friday sale? Deals were through the roof.
What did the lumberjack do on Black Friday? He went on a chopping spree.
Why was there a line to get into the geology museum store on Black Friday? Everything was on shale.
Where do fugitives shop on Black Friday? At the flee market.

When’s the best time to shop for a new robot? Cyborg Monday.
Why does Han go shopping on Black Friday? The prices are Solo.
Why do people buy clothes on Black Friday? To replace all the ones they stained eating Thanksgiving dinner.
What time do you have to wake up for sweet potato Black Friday deals? 4 a-yam.
What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of shoppers on Black Friday? You gotta Mufasa!
Why do cops love going to Black Friday early? So they can beat the crowd.

How do you save 100% off everything on Black Friday? Stay at home.
What do you call someone who gets trampled at a Black Friday sale? A Walmartyr.
Why was there a line at the hair saloon on Black Friday? The were having a blowout sale.
How do you know which of your friends went shopping on Black Friday? Don’t worry – they’ll tell you.
What’s it called when your boss fires you the day after Thanksgiving? Sack Friday.
Does Metamucil ever go on sale for Black Friday? No, you have to wait for Fiber Monday.

What's the deal with Black Friday jokes?

Black Friday Pun One-Liners

Don’t wait for Cyber Monday to have a good laugh at these funny joke one-liners.

What’s the big deal about Black Friday? I black out every Friday.
Another Black Friday clothes sale? I’ll never get overall the savings!
In Russia, people don’t shop on Black Friday. They wait for Siberia Monday.
There’s a Black Friday sale at my house this year. All clothes are 100% off.
I actually like Black Friday. It’s the one day I know exactly where all the nut jobs are and how to avoid them.

On Black Friday, I got the new iPhone for my husband. I thought it was a pretty good trade.
I got the last pair of jeans on Black Friday. It was Lucky.
I got so many bruises from shopping on Black Friday, I’m gonna start calling it Black and Blue Friday.
I was going to go to the Lego store on Black Friday, but there were people lined up for blocks.
The casket store is having a killer Black Friday deal this year.

My wife didn’t want to take me Black Friday shopping because she says I’m cheap. But I’m not buying it.
I saved a sheet-load on new bedding this Black Friday.
The cheese store had a huge Black Friday sale. I went on a shopping brie.
I had to work the day after Thanksgiving. It was Slack Friday all day long.
I’m going shopping at Nordstrom after Thanksgiving. It’s Rack Friday.
Did you hear about the Black Friday joke that was 50% off?

Black Friday jokes lead to broke Saturday.

Black Friday Puns

Without deals, Black Friday would be Lack Friday.

What’s the deal with Black Friday?
The chiropractor was having a sale on Back Friday.
The knife store slashed prices for Black Friday.
Spies always wait for Cipher Monday sales.
Ducks go shopping on Quack Friday.

Frogs love to shop on Black Fly-day.
The Black Friday deals on astronaut gear are out of this world.
Potatoes hate Black Fry-day.
These Black Friday puns are week.
Plumbers always have to work on Crack Friday.
Joggers go running on Track Friday.

I went shopping for a new ox on Yak Friday.
I bought a new backpack on Sack Friday.
I never travel on Black Fly-day.
The Black Friday sale on new glasses is out of sight.
The pickle store is having a huge Black Friday dill.
Jack Black Friday.

Shopping Dad Jokes and Puns

Self-checkout these hilarious shopping jokes.

Where do Sith Lords go shopping? At the Darth Mall.
Why are all USB storage devices on sale today? It’s a flash sale.
What kind of bird likes to go shopping? A Pottery Barn Owl.
Why do lesbians buy all their sporting goods at Big 5? They don’t like Dick’s.
I saw a man with one arm shopping at a second hand store. I told him, “You’re not going to find what you’re looking for.”

If you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen the mall.
I wanted to try on the outfit in the window, but the clerk said I have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
I had to stop shopping while drunk. It always led to one nightstands.
I couldn’t decide which mattress to buy. I had to sleep on it.
They say you shouldn’t grocery shop while hungry. It’s been a week and I just keep getting hungrier.
Where do poltergeists shop for food? At the ghost-ery store.