58 Ice Puns and Jokes for Every Day but Thaws-day
You’ll melt for these funny ice puns and jokes.
People often ask whether we charge for ice puns. The answer is always no – we give them away for freeze. If we didn’t, all hail might break loose. Besides, why hold back on our frostbiting sense of humor. So without further polar postponement, here are the coldest ice puns and jokes this side of arctic.
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The Best Ice Puns
Puns about ice are anything but cold comfort.
- No more Mr. Ice Guy.
- You’re a sight for sore ice.
- Ice to meet you
- Have an ice day.
- Look me in the ice.
- I’ve been studying ice-otopes.
- Icy what you did there.
- I thaw what you did there.
- Icy dead people.
- Don’t make me kick your ice.
- He’s such a kiss ice.
- We’re going to bring the frozen water thief to just-ice.
- You’re my ice in the hole.
- Are there extra freeze for premium ice?
- Can I give you some adv-ice?
- I’m doing ice-ometric exercises.
- All hail the chief.
- Icy you’re giving me the cold shoulder.
Funny Ice Puns
Ice puns so good that even Mr. Freeze would say, “Niiiiice.”
- Ice to the rescube!
- It was love at frost sight.
- That was one hail of an ice pun.
- All hail broke loose.
- I’m head over hails.
- An icicle made for two.
- Ice puns can be so frostrating.
- You’re a real pain in the ice.
- Frost and foremost.
- Ice skating has a nice rink to it.
- Ice Krispies Treats.
- Just curi-ice.
- That ice is bangin’!
- Albert Ice-stein.
- Miami Ice.
Ice Pun One-Liners
Say these ice one-liners too fast and you might get brain freeze.
- That glacier is melting. Ice sheet you not.
- The ice company isn’t accepting new applications. They’re on a hiring freeze.
- I was going to walk barefoot in the ice storm last night, but I got cold feet.
- Are they friends or froze?
- Freeze a jolly good fellow.
- Ice is everywhere. I’d say it’s pretty cube-iquitous.
- Should we get more ice? Let’s weigh the froze and cons.
- We agreed to share the shaved ice so long as I could have the frostbite.
Funny Ice Jokes
Hilarious ice dad jokes that never get freezer burn.
- Where was the ice tray invented? Cube-a.
- What do you call a popsicle that’s all alone? Ice-olated.
- Why don’t you have to pay for ice at hotels? It’s a freeze service.
- What kind of office does ice work in? Cubicles.
- How does Mr. Freeze get ready for a vacation? He ice packs.
- What’s an Ig? An ice house without a loo.
- What’s the only kind of lettuce Mr. Freeze will eat? Iceberg.
- Why did the snowman have such nice teeth? He brushed and frost every day.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
- How do you get ice to calm down? Give it a chill pill.
- What did the ice say when it was melting? I’m thawrry.
- What day of the week does ice hate? Thaws-day.
- How do you repair a damaged ice house? Igloo it back together.
- What do you call a snowman dressed up a firefighter? A frost responder.
- What do you call a group of frozen dogs? An ice pack.
- Why couldn’t the ice withdraw any money from his account? His assets were frozen.
- Who’s ice’s least favorite musical artist? Meltin’ John.
