99 Dinosaur Jokes and Puns That’ll Never Go Extinct
We’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that you don’t need to be a paleontologist to dig up dozens of droll dinosaur jokes and puns. The bad news is that once you read them, they’ll be hard to tricera-top. That’s how dino-mite they are. So get ready to roar with the most ferocious funnies ever. Hold onto your butts!
We’ve got astronomically funny puns from outer space. But, the dinosaurs probably wouldn’t want to hear about things from space, would they? Probably better to stick to something like modern-day dinosaurs, so introduce the flock to these funny bird jokes.
Dinosaur Jokes
These dizzying dinosaur dad jokes belong in a museum.
- What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.
- What do you call a dinosaur on three wheels? A trike-ceratops.
- What do you call a dinosaur on Halloween? A scary-dactyl.
- Who made sure the dinosaurs obeyed the law? Tricera-cops.
- What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs? A Tyranno-chorus.
- What kind of dinosaur did archaeologists discover in Iran? The Tehran-nosaurus rex.
- Do you think the dinosaur can do it? You bet Jurassican.
- What kind of dinosaur wrote romance novels? A Brontësaurus.
- What do you call a T. rex wizard? A dino-sorcerer.
- I really like dinosaur fossils. Do you? Yes, I share your sediment.
- Where do T. rexes get their groceries? At the dino-store.
- What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
- Who DJed all the dinosaur parties? Diplo-docus.
Funny Dinosaur Jokes
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- What do you call twin dinosaurs? a Pair-odactyls.
- What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops.
- How do dinosaurs see into the future? With ptarot cards.
- What is found in the middle of dinosaurs? The letter S.
- Why did the dinosaur have her driver’s license taken away? She raptor car around a tree.
- Why was the dinosaur doing push-ups? To work his Tyrannosaurus Pex.
- What did the dinosaur call her T-shirt business? Try Sara’s Tops.
- Do you know any good dinosaur jokes? Nope, all the good ones have gone extinct.
- Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent!
- What does a triceratops sit on? Its tricera-bottom.
- What dinosaur could never tell a lie? True-ceratops.
- Where do dinosaur clowns get work? At the carnivore.
- What do dinosaurs do when they need a little time off work? They Triassic day.
- Which dinosaur brought chips to the party? The dip-lodocus.
The Best Dinosaur Jokes
Jokes that will never dino-bore you.
- What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.
- Why did everybody know what the dinosaurs were getting for their birthday? She never raptor gifts.
- What do you call a barista dinosaur? A Tea rex.
- What should you do if you find a blue Dilophosaurus? Try to cheer him up.
- What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
- What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The terror-dactyl.
- What do Triceratops with sleep apnea do? They dino-snore.
- Why are dinosaurs never overweight? They’re surrounded by scales.
- What do you call a prehistoric animal that couldn’t accept defeat? A dino-sore loser.
- What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapus.
- What do you call a lesbian dinosaur’s girlfriend? Tri-scissor-tops.
- What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass.
- Which dinosaur swung both ways? Biceratops.
- What dinosaur had the most sex? Vulvasaur.
Even More Dinosaur Jokes
Just like life, these jokes find a way.
- What do you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car accident? A Tyrannosaurus wreck.
- What do you get when a T. rex sneezes? Out of the way as fast as possible.
- How do you ask a dinosaur out to lunch? Tea, Rex?
- What kind of dinosaur is made of cheese? Gorgonzilla.
- What do you call a limping dinosaur? Ankle-is-sore-us.
- Do you know how long dinosaurs lived? The same as short ones.
- What was the dinosaurs’ least favorite reindeer? Comet.
- What’s the best dinosaur to have on a boat? A mast-odon.
- What did dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens? Rep-tiles.
- What did the T. rex use to cut wood? A dino-saw.
- What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork.
- Why did the dinosaur cross the road? The chicken wasn’t around yet.
- What do you call a dinosaur that goes alone to a party? Stag-osaurus.
- How do dinosaurs pay for things? They write Tyrannosaurus checks.
Dinosaur One-Liner Puns
Chomp on some delicious dinosaur one-liner jokes. And keep tipping the scales with superb snake puns.
- So you’re saying you’ve never seen herbivore?
- You’ve got me raptor round your finger.
- Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
- Am I afraid of dinosaurs? I’m absolutely petrified.
- Velociraptor = distance raptor/time raptor.
- Iguanodons with somebody.
- I love a good dino-core band.
- I really dig dinosaur fossils.
- Stegosaurme + stegosauryou = stegosaurus.
- I can’t wait to have my arms raptor round you.
- Are you going to dino-lone tonight?
- Somebody stole my fossilized tree resin, so I put out an amber alert.
- These dinosaur jokes are history.
- Finding dinosaur bones in South America is fácil.
- Modern birds are said to have evolved from dinosaurs. I guess you could call them dinosortas.
Funny Dinosaur Puns
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- Pterodactyls really dino-soar.
- Triceratop-notch!
- Rawr you serious?
- Dinomite!
- World Chompions.
- You’re so rawr-some!
- It’s ptearin’ up my heart.
- How rex-traordinary!
- He rex everything he touches.
- These dinosaur jokes are T. rex-cellent!
- Anything is fossible.
- For rex-ample…
- I rawr you.
- What a dino-bore.
- Gimme dino-more!
- Gonna be a little dino-sore after this.
Dinosaur Puns
More plays on words.
- She’s my Tyrannosaurus ex.
- I’m dino-sorry.
- I dino what to say.
- You ex-stink.
- I’m in my Jurassic era.
- Di-nope!
- Dino-score!
- What’s your dino-story.
- These puns are pterrible.
- I’m a rex-pert on dinosaurs.
- Nothing tricera-tops this!
- I found a fossilized dino-sword.
- Cheri Oteridactyl.
You Ask, We Answer
We’ve excavated your dinosaur questions.
There are so many great dino jokes for kids to choose from. Tell them the one about how twin dinosaurs are a pair-odactyls, and the one about how a dinosaur that never gives up is a try-try-try-ceratops. They’re sure to giggle at one of those.
Absolutely! I mean, a dinosaur party already sounds like a hit, so spicing things up with some dinomite wordplay can only make it better. For starters, put a pun or two in your invitations. Ones like, “Get ready for the most rawr-some time!” “Nothing will tricer-top this party!” Then, give your snacks some punny names, like, “dinomite dip” and “Jurassic pork.” Finally, DJ the party with music by Diplo-docus. And just like that, you’re ready to welcome all your partysaurus guests.
We’ve got a doozy for you. Actually, we’ve got a handful of doozies for you. Probably the most classic dirty dinosaur joke involves the lickalotapus. Of course, megasoreass is up there too, so to speak. And there’s more. If you want the full set-ups and punch lines, check them out in the joke section above.
