65 Dinosaur Jokes and Puns That’ll Never Go Extinct

Are these dinosaur jokes pterrific or pterrible? You ptell us.

Chuckle Daddy's dinosaur jokes are never a dino-snore.

We’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that you don’t need to be a paleontologist to dig up dozens of droll dinosaur jokes and puns. The bad news is that once you read them, they’ll be hard to tricera-top. That’s how dino-mite they are. So get ready to laugh with the most ferocious funnies ever. Hold onto your butts.

We’ve got astronomically funny puns from outer space. But, the dinosaurs probably wouldn’t want to hear about things from outer space, would they?

Cute Dinosaur Puns

Dinosaur puns everyone even your valentine will love.

She’s my Tyrannosaurus ex.
I’m dino-sorry.
I dino what to say.
Dino-score!

What’s your dino-story.
These puns are pterrible.
I’m a rex-pert on dinosaurs.
Nothing tricera-tops this!

Nothing tricera-tops Chuckle Daddy's dinosaur jokes and puns.

Funny Dinosaur Puns

Fossilized fun for all your dinosaur puns and Intsagram captions.

Pterodactyls really dino-soar.
What a dino-bore.
Gimme dino-more!
World Chompions.

He rex everything he touches.
Dino-mite!
These dinosaur jokes are T. rex-cellent!
For rex-ample…

Dino-Mite Dinosaur One-Liners

Chomp on some delicious dinosaur one-liner jokes.

So you’re saying you’ve never seen herbivore?
Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
Are you going to dino-lone tonight?
Velociraptor = distance raptor/time raptor.

I love a good dino-core band.
Stegosaurme + stegosauryou = stegosaurus.
These dinosaur jokes are history.
I can’t wait to have my arms raptor round you.

Funny Dinosaur Dad Jokes

These dizzying dinosaur dad jokes belong in a museum.

What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a dinosaur on three wheels? A trike-ceratops.
What do you call a dinosaur on Halloween? Scary-dactyl.
Who made sure the dinosaurs obeyed the law? Tricera-cops.
What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs? A Tyranno-chorus.

Do you think the dinosaur can do it? You bet Jurassican.
Am I afraid of dinosaurs? I’m petrified.
What do you call a T. rex wizard? A dino-sorcerer.
I really like dinosaur fossils. Do you? Yes, I share your sediment.
Where do T. rexes get their groceries? At the dino-store.

What do you call twin dinosaurs? Pair-odactyls.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops
How do dinosaurs see into the future? With ptarot cards.
What is found in the middle of dinosaurs? The letter S.
Why did the dinosaur have her driver’s license taken away? She raptor car around a tree.

More Funny Dinosaur Jokes

These hildarous jokes will never dino-bore you.

Do you know any good dinosaur jokes? Nope, all the good ones have gone extinct.
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent!
What does a triceratops sit on? Its tricera-bottom.
Where do dinosaur clowns get work? At the carnivore.
What do dinosaurs do when they need a little time off work? They Triassic day.

What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.
Why did everybody know what the dinosaurs were getting for their birthday? She never raptor gifts.
What do you call a barista dinosaur? A Tea rex.
What should you do if you find a blue Dilophosaurus? Try to cheer him up.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Do-you-think-he-saurus.

Why are dinosaurs never overweight? They’re surrounded by scales.
What do you call a raptor that can’t accept defeat? A saur loser.
What do Triceratops with sleep apnea do? They dino-snore.
What’s the scariest type of dinosaur? A terror-dactyl.
What do you call a dinosaur who eats too much spicy food? Mega-sore-ass.

Wait, Even More Dinosaur Jokes?

Just like life, these jokes find a way.

What do you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car accident? A Tyrannosaurus wreck.
What do you get when a T. rex sneezes? Out of the way as fast as possible.
How do you ask a dinosaur out to lunch? Tea, Rex?
What kind of dinosaur is made of cheese? Gorgonzilla.
What do you call a limping dinosaur? Ankle-is-sore-us.