75 Labor Day Jokes and Puns That Work Hard for the Funny, So Hard for the Funny

Labor Day jokes that work, work, work, work, work, work.

It may be Labor Day, but funny job jokes never take a day off. That’s because cracking wise about work is anything but a grind. So instead of putting a cover sheet on that TPS report, take a break with these occupational one-liners. Cause whether you have to labor on Labor Day or not, you’ve deserve a laugh that isn’t your paycheck.

If you happen to get hurt on the job by a construction puns mishap, tell the hospital staff some funny nurse jokes, and you might get better faster.

Funny Labor Day Jokes and Puns

These Labor Day joke one-liners punch in on time.

• Why don’t comedians tell jokes about Labor Day? They don’t work.
• Why aren’t boys born on Labor Day? There’s no male delivery.
• When is Labor Day? About 9 months after Father’s Day.
• What day are the most babies are born? Labor Day.
• Why did the calendar factory worker get fired? He took Labor Day off.
• Why are locksmiths open on Labor Day? They are key workers.

• If you don’t have to work on Labor Day, shouldn’t it be called No Labor Day?
• The medicine factory was so quiet on Labor Day, you could hear a cough drop.
• I’m staying in bed all day. It’s Lay-bor Day.
• There’s nothing to do on La-bore Day.
• Do pigs celebrate La-boar Day?

Funny Job Dad Jokes

Funny jokes to get you through your work day.

• What do you call it when everyone calls in sick? A staff infection.
• What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
• How many people work in your company? About half.
• What’s the best part about working in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
• What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

• Why was the lamp store open only on weekends? Business was light.
• What do dentists call x-rays? Tooth pics.
• What’s the best way to end a meeting? Start another one.
• How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.
• Why did the can crusher quit this job? It was soda pressing.

• How do you like working as a tailor? It’s so-so.
• What do biologists wear to work on Casual Friday? Genes.
• What job has you asking people to pick their noses? Plastic surgeon.
• Do you know what they say about a clean desk? It’s a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
• What do you call a magician who’s lost his magic? Ian.
• Why did the employee get fired from Pepsi? They found Coke in his system.

Job Joke One-Liners

Work humor.

• After all those years working as a limousine driver, I don’t have much to chauffeur it.
• There’s no training to be a garbage man. You just pick it up as you go along.
• I got a job at a paperless office. Everything was great until I needed to use the bathroom.
• I used to be a professional butt model. It was my carear.
• I just lost my job as a psychic. I did not see that coming.

• My coworkers tell me I’m condescending. That means I talk down to people.
• I quit working for Nike. I just couldn’t do it anymore.
• Working on a ship pays just enough to stay afloat.
• Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
• I kneaded dough so I got a job as a baker.

• I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
• My wife tells me I talk in my sleep all the time, but I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has mentioned it.
• Now that I’ve gotten into astronomy, my whole career is looking up.
• I used to own a paper company, but it folded.
• I wanted to be a professional poker player, but it wasn’t in the cards.
• I had to quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

Work Day Jokes

A three-day weekend’s worth of work wit.

• I started my business with nothing, and I still have most of it.
• Sure I’m willing to work longer hours at work. As long as they’re lunch hours.
• I stopped doing handyman work. I couldn’t live on a fixed income.
• I always wanted to be a barber, but I couldn’t cut it.
• To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential.

• I was considering working for Uber, but I don’t have the drive.
• I tried being a movie extra, but it wasn’t my scene.
• I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.
• I got laid off from the unemployment office and still had to show up the next day.
• My career at the stationery company isn’t going anywhere.

• My boss told a joke during our video call today. It wasn’t even remotely funny.
• From the moment I became an archaeologist, my career was in ruins.
• I don’t really like working as a waiter. But hey, at least it puts food on the table.
• I liked my job as a bank teller, until I lost interest.
• I had to quit working as an elevator repairman. I couldn’t handle all the ups and downs.
• I got burned out working as a fireman.

More Funny Work One-Liners

Pulling some overtime to get you more Labor Day sayings.

• I wasn’t feeling fulfilled as a phlebotomist. All my work was in vein.
• I didn’t get the job in Australia because I was un-koala-fied.
• I love being a maze designer. I get completely lost in my work.
• Working at the call center was not for me. I don’t answer to anyone.
• I tried working at the IRS, but it was too taxing.

• Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
• Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything by hand. It took me 15 minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.
• I told a joke during our video call today. It wasn’t even remotely funny.
• The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.
• I used to be a professional bowler. I’ll spare you the details.

• I’m thinking about working search and rescue. They’re always looking for people.
• I keep trying to start an airline, but it never takes off.
• I got fired after one day on the bomb squad, but I had a blast.
• Started working as a plumber. Now my whole career is in the toilet.
• I get plenty of exercise at work – I’m always jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
• I always tell new hires, “Don’t think of me as your boss but as a friend who can fire you.”