62 Moon Jokes and Puns for All the Lunatics
Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese. That’s why there are so many craters. Lots of bites been taken outta there. But obviously it doesn’t taste very good, because nobody’s been back to get any since 1972. Guess that means we’ll just have to harvest some funny moon jokes and puns here on Earth. Fortunately, ours are way cheesier than anything you’ll find out in space. So get ready to blast off with laughter as we wax witty about that bright glowing thing in the night sky. To the moon, Alice!
Be careful not to mix a full-moon with wolf puns, or you’ll end up with some real snarky werewolves. And that could be deadly.
Moon Jokes
Clever moon cracks for your next Instagram caption.
- Why is the moon always hungry? It only gets full once a month.
- What did the building become during the full moon? A were-house.
- What do cows say when the sun goes down? Mooooon.
- Why is the moon only worth a dollar? Because it has four quarters.
- What kind of books do kids on the moon read? Comet books.
- What do moon couples do after getting married? Go on their honey-earth.
- How do you know the moon is hairless? It spends half the month waxing.
- What kind of plates do people eat with on the moon? Satellite dishes.
- How do you say you’re sorry on the moon? My apollo-gies.
- Who’s the moon’s favorite rapper? Lil Wane.
Funny Moon Jokes
Always keep a few of these in rotation.
- Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
- When’s the best time to trick a lunar astronaut? On a fool moon.
- Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon? He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
- Why don’t people live on the moon? The cost of moving there is astronomical.
- Why won’t there ever be a king of the moon? Because it’s airless.
- What’s Buzz Aldrin’s favorite kind of cheese? Moonster.
- How does the astronaut cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
- What kind of house does the lunar astronaut live in? A moon-sion.
- Why did the new restaurant on the moon get such poor reviews? The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
Moon Dad Jokes
Another round of moon humor that both kids and adults will love.
- What’s the only tool you need on the moon? A crescent wrench.
- Why couldn’t the moon afford to pay rent? It was down to its last quarter.
- What state is the lunar academy located in? Moon-tana.
- Where’s the best place in Canada to see the lunar eclipse? Moon-treal.
- How do you throw a party on the moon? You planet.
- What do you wash clothes in on the moon? The lunar launder.
- What type of school is the lunar academy? Moon-tessori.
- Who’s the greatest hockey player to ever play on the moon? Wane Gretzky.
- Where do lunar monks live? In a moon-astery.
More Jokes about the Moon
These punch lines may eclipse all the previous ones.
- How do you pay for coffee on the moon? With star bucks.
- What kind of spider comes out on full moons? Wolf spiders.
- What holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
- What do lunar astronauts eat for dessert? MoonPies.
- What day of the week do wolves like? Moon-days.
- Where do you read about people who died on the moon? The orbit-uary.
- Why were all the stars sad? It was a blue moon.
- Who’s the astronauts favorite baseball player? Max Moon-cy.
- Why was the moon so shiny last night? It was just fully waxed.
Moon One-Liners
Fly me to the moon with punny one-liners.
- Going to the moon would be out of this world!
- We couldn’t book a room at the hotel on the moon because it was full.
- I’m Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me.
- I like that when I go to church on the moon, the mass is the same.
- I’m currently obsessed with the moon, but it’s probably just a phase.
- If someone told me they went swimming on the moon, I’d think it was luna-sea.
- There was a lot of Buzz about the moon back in the 60s, but not much since.
- I’m writing a book about the moon’s influence on the oceans. I just don’t know what to tidal it.
- The movie about the moon didn’t have the same gravity as the one about the earth did.
- There’s no place crater than the moon.
- In France, do they say “croissant moon?”
- Somebody has a case of the Moon-days.
- All the vampires come out for the blood moon.
Short Moon Puns
Moon puns, not moon pies. Though almost as delicious.
- It’s for the crater good.
- The moon can be so full of itself.
- Don’t be a luna-tic.
- These puns are moon-umental.
- It’s just a phase.
- These full moon jokes really shine.
- It’s pure lunar-cy.
- Get rover it.
- Don’t Arte-miss it.
- Gibbous Christ.
- Don’t be so moon-dacious.
- Howie Moon-del.
You Ask, We Answer
We went to Half Moon Bay to reflect on your lunar questions.
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Sure! Out of all the great ones listed above, here are a couple that are out of this world: “I’m Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me.” And “Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.” Such classics!
Like the moon, these zombie puns really rise to the occasion. Especially if the vibe is dead. And if you’re looking for more, be sure not to snooze on some serene sleep jokes.
We absolutely love a good themed party, and we’re here to help you make yours as stellar as possible! Start off with some punny invitations that say something like, “Blast off with us for an out-of-this-world celebration!” Then, give your party snacks a cute pun name, like “moon rocks,” “astro-nuts,” and “rocket fuel,” and give your guests “satellite dishes” to eat off of. And be sure to decorate astronomically well, with things like black tablecloths, glow-in-the-dark stars, and UFOs.
