42 Plumbing Jokes and Puns Sure to Flush Your Blues Away

These hilarious plumbing jokes and puns are anything but draining.

Sure, plumbers may show a little crack every now and then. But they also know how to crack a joke. And when you deal with crap for a living, a good sense of humor is a must. So, in honor of the brave men and women who unclog our toilets, here are 42 of the funniest plumbing jokes and puns you’ll find under the sink. Careful though – these jokes might cause a little leakage.

You know who else deals with plumbing? Nurses. Check out our hilarious nurse puns and jokes for a steady stream of laughs.

Plumbing Puns

Plunge into the these hilarious plumber puns.

• I fixture leaky showerhead.
• Plumbers take the plunge.
• Plumbing is a draining job.
• I’m plumb crazy.
• Plumbers go with the flow.

• In the tank.
• Urine good hands.
• Cistern of a Down.
• Plumbing is a crap job.
• A heart-wrenching decision.

Plumbing One-Liners

Water you waiting for? Don’t just circle the drain on these plumber plays on words.

• Plumbing in energy-efficient buildings is a tankless job.
• Plumbers are number one at dealing with number two.
• The plumber took a multi-fauceted approach to fixing the leak.
• I wish the plumber’s kids would pipe down!

• It’s hard to find a good plumber at your disposal.
• Good plumbers always have plenty of dope in their joints.
• The new plumbing movie had a fitting ending.

New Plumbing Dad Jokes

Freshly plumbed funnies that even electricians can enjoy.

• What’s the only holiday that plumbers will work on? Sink-o de Mayo.
• Why was the plumber having trouble fitting pipes under the sink? No elbow room.
• What are hunky plumbers always working out at the gym? Their pex.
• What do you call a plumber on payday? Flush with cash.
• How do plumbers see in dark bathrooms? They use a flush-light.

• Why did the plumber get called to the onion farm? There were leeks everywhere.
• Why was the plumber such a rebel? He wanted to fight the cistern.
• Why did the army veteran unclog the plumber’s toilet? It was his duty.
• How do plumbers like their coffee? Piping hot.

Classic Plumber Dad Jokes

Trusty ol’ plumbing jokes that should be in every toolbox.

• What do Irish plumbers get paid for overtime? Time and a turd.
• Why shouldn’t you play poker with plumbers? Because a flush wins every time.
• Why was the plumber depressed? His career was in the toilet.
• What do plumbers and economists have in common? They both work with gross domestic product.
• What’s one thing you won’t see a plumber do? Bite his nails.

• What do plumbers do after pooping? They look in the toilet and say, “See you at work!”
• How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to grab the beer and one to call the electrician.
• What do you call a shark that eats plastic pipes? A-pex predator.
• What do Italian plumbers use to contact the dead? A Luigi board.
• Why do skateboarders make bad plumbers? They only use half-pipes.

• Why did the shoe store need a plumber? There was a clog in the toilet.
• Why did the plumber get arrested? Peddling crack.
• How did the plumber die? Sewer-cide.
• What do you call a group of plumbers doing an impromptu dance? A flush mob.
• How do plumbers feel after work? Drained.
• What vegetable do plumbers hate? Leeks.