66 Turkey Jokes and Puns To Gobble, Gobble Up

You’ll have to pardon the following turkey jokes.

Chuckle Daddy's turkey jokes and puns are so fowl.

We’ve been wanting to trot out these turkey jokes and puns for a while now. They’re stuffed with wit and ready for roasting. But we already know you’ll love our drum-schtick, so we’ll just let the jokes beak for themselves. After all, if you can’t truss a turkey pun for laughs, who can you truss?

Keep it here to stay abreast of the fowlest humor out there, like these cheeky chicken puns and excellent egg yolks – I mean jokes.

Funny Turkey Puns

Quirky turkey puns.

Roll over in his gravy.
Turkeys have nice henwriting.
Like feather, like son.
These are the baste turkey jokes.
Turkeys prefer fowl weather.

Hot to turkey trot.
Under lock and tur-key.
Almost one hen-dred turkeys.
He’s my feather-in-law.
Turkeys do it in one fowl swoop.

Spontaneous turkeys just wing it.
Hit me with your baste shot.
Married turkeys always squabble, squabble.
The turkey had a bobble, bobble head.

Short Turkey Puns

Perky turkey puns.

Gobble that up.
Baste on a true story.
Wattle you have?
Let’s have a peck-nic.
Beauty and the Baste.

Pluck off.
All about that baste.
Talk turkey to me.
Twerky.
I give zero plucks.

Turkey Joke One-Liners

Smirky turkey puns and sayings.

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
Seeing the turkey dressing always makes me blush.
Watching that turkey run was poultry in motion.
Nobody puts gravy in the corner.
We’d better eat soon. I’m getting hen-gry.

Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.
Nobody ever understands what turkeys are saying. It’s just a bunch of gobble-dygook.
That turkey got the stuffing beat out of him.
Getting a Thanksgiving turkey at the store was real cluster-pluck.
Thanksgiving dinner is the tur-key to my heart.

Turkey Dad Jokes

Pluck a few of these funny turkey dad jokes on Thanksgiving.

Why did the comedian bring a microphone to Thanksgiving? To roast the turkey.
What did the turkey say to the hunter? Quack, quack.
What did the turkey dress up as on Halloween? A goblin.
What do you call two turkeys that look exactly the same? Gobblegängers.
How does a drunk turkey walk? It wobble, wobbles.

What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
Why didn’t the turkey want any dessert? It was already stuffed.
Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey? She didn’t have thyme.
What do turkeys order at the bar? Schmaltz liquor.
Why don’t turkeys like math? Because when they added five and three, they got ate.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble.
How do injured turkeys walk? They hobble, hobble.
How do you repair turkey shoes? You cobble, cobble them.
What do turkeys order at In-N-Out? Double-double.
What do you call a turkey that’s gone crazy? A berser-key.

Funny Turkey Jokes

These jokes may or may not be baste in reality. Either way, they’re great to share at dinner or on Instagram.

Where do turkeys get buried when they die? The gravy-yard.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
How do turkeys search the internet? Google, google.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.

Why did the turkey get his mouth washed out with soap? Fowl language.
What kind of dessert do turkeys like? Peach gobbler.
What’s blue and covered in feathers? A turkey holding its breath.
What baseball position do turkeys play? First baste.
How do turkeys travel on Thanksgiving? They take the gravy train.

How do you make a turkey float? Two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.
What key won’t open any doors? A turkey.
What do you call a rude turkey? A jerk-key.
What do turkeys give thanks for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
What do you call a turkey’s ghost? Poultry-geist.
What kind of glass do turkeys drink from? A gobble-let.