44 Groundhog Day Jokes and Puns You Can’t Over-Shadow

How many Groundhog Day jokes could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck jokes?

Groundhog's Day jokes and puns you'll hear over and over again.

Well, t’s Groundhog Day again. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. But if you’re gonna be out there in the cold, you might as well get a few good wood-chuckles in. For that, we’ve dug up a collection of groundhog jokes so funny you won’t see your shadow. Guess that means an early spring. Or not. That Punxsutawney Phil doesn’t have the best track record.

Well, it’s Groundhog Day again. Just kidding. But if you wanna keep making fun of furry animals, why not chew on some beaver puns or squirrel jokes. They’re dam nuts.

Funny Groundhog Day Jokes

Short groundhog jokes that will make your day.

Does anyone know a good Groundhog’s Day joke? I keep hearing the same one over and over again.
What do French groundhogs see on February 2nd? Their château.
Where did the woodchuck learn to be a wizard? At Ground-Hogwarts.
Did you hear about the groundhog’s new restaurant? It’s a real hole-in-the-wall.
How do you make pork sausage? Ground hog.

What do you call a funny groundhog? A wood-chuckle.
What do you call a sad woodchuck? A frown-hog.
What do Groundhog’s Day and ballerina’s skirts have in common? They’re both 2-2’s.
Why don’t groundhogs use the internet? They might go down a rabbit hole.
What do you call a woodchuck that buys a lot of dresses? A gown-hog.

What do you call two woodchucks kissing? Ground-snogs.
What do groundhogs put on toast? Marmot-lade.
What do you call an overweight groundhog? Wood-chunk.
What do you call a woodchuck at the animal shelter? A pound-hog.
Why is Punxsutawney Phil responsible for predicting the weather? He was crowned hog.
What do you call a woodchuck that dies in water? A drowned-hog.

Groundhog Day Dad Jokes

Don’t hog all the funny woodchuck jokes. Share some with friends.

What kind of milk do groundhogs drink? Hole milk.
What’s green and comes out of a hole February 2nd? A groundfrog.
What do you call a pig with no legs? A ground hog.
Where does Punxsutawney Phil see his doctor? The groundhog-spital.
What do you call a woodchuck that’s tied up? A bound-hog.

What do you call a groundhog that donates to charity? A Phil-anthropist.
Why didn’t the groundhog pay his rent? He was in the hole.
What animal hoards dirt? A groundhog.
What do you call a teenage woodchuck that’s in trouble? A grounded-hog.
How do groundhogs approach wellness? Hole-listically.

How do you throw a groundhog? You wood-chuck it.
What do you call a woodchuck that skates? A grind-hog.
What do woodchucks drink at holiday parties? Ground-nog.
Why are groundhogs so bad at saving money? Cash always burns a hole in their pocket.
What was Punxsutawney Phil writing about his life? A ground-blog.
Who’s the groundhog’s favorite football quarterback? Joe Burrow.

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Groundhog Puns and One-Liners

Cute groundhog puns and joke one-liners that’ll put a spring in your step.

Did you see how much weight Punxsutawney Phil gained? He’s a very roundhog.
I saw a familiar groundhog the other day, and I was thinking, “Where have I seen herbivore?”
I think the whole Punxsutawney Phil thing is groundhog-wash.
You ain’t nothing but a groundhog, cryin’ all the time.
Groundhog’s Day is really important. Some might say it’s an emerge and see.