48 Volcano Jokes and Puns for the Crater Good

Erupt in laughter at these funny volcano jokes and puns.

When it comes to volcano jokes, here’s a bit of advice: never say volcan-no. Always say volcan-yes. Let the puns flow like lava. Tell them to everyone – your mag-ma, your aunt Etna, your buddy Paul-cano, everyone – and watch them explode with laughter. But fair warning: they’ll be busting up so hard there might be a little volcanic gas released. Just sayin’.

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Funny Volcano Jokes

There’s no crater joy than telling the best volcano jokes. Well, telling them while at the beach might be even better.

• Why should you never kick a volcano? You might Krakatoa.
• Where do volcanoes shop for home furnishings? Crater & Barrel.
• What did the baby volcano call it’s mom? Magma-ma.
• Why are active volcanoes so rude? They keep interupting.

• Where do volcano scientists pee? The lavatory.
• What do you call a fight between married volcanoes? A lava’s quarrel.
• What’s a volcano’s favorite Johnny Cash song? Ring of Fire.
• What hip-hop group do volcanoes listen to? The Re-Fujis.

Volcano Dad Jokes

Both kids and adults think these volcano dad jokes rock.

• What do you call a volcano that sits around and watches TV all day? Inactive.
• How do you cross a lava lake? In a vol-canoe.
• What do you call a volcano that never erupts? A mountain.
• What do you get when you cross a volcano with a fruit? A lavacado.

• Why didn’t the volcano have any money? It went bank-erupt.
• Why did the volcano go to therapy? To vent.
• Why don’t Icelandic comedians tell volcano jokes? In case there’s a Hekla in the audience.
• What kind of dessert comes out of a musical volcano? Bach-lava.

Volcano Joke One-Liners

You’re gonna lava these volcano one-liner puns. They’re out of this world – just like these space jokes.

• Active volcanoes erupt to no good.
• I went to Mount Etna but couldn’t get all the way up.
• I heard this volcano was active, but I guess it has eruptile dysfunction.
• Volcanoes do it for the crater good.
• I like mountains. But volcanoes are just ash holes.
• The volcano kept erupting at me, so I caldera bad word.

• Not many guys would walk all the way to a volcano to get rid of a ring. But Elijah Wood.
• There’s no crater joy than seeing a volcano erupt.
• The Calbuco volcano is very hot right now, but everything around it is Chile.
• Do you think we’ll see lava today? Fissure!
• I’d lava piece of cake right now.
• I thought about inviting Ray to hike up the volcano again. But then I remembered Ray-nier-ly got us killed last time.

Funny Volcano Puns

Short volcano puns for those times when you feel like exploding.

• Volca-nope.
• Volca-nah.
• Volca-no way.
• Volcan’to.
• Volcanoes rock.

• I lava good volcano joke.
• Lol-cano.
• I drive a Volvo-cano.
• Don’t be an ash-hole.
• It was a 6.9 magma-tude quake.

Cute Volcano Puns

Share some puns about volcanoes with the Hood. And if you happen to see one of the new robot dogs sniffing for volcanic fumes, bark out a few hilarious robot jokes.

• I’m a lava, not a fighter.
• Poás of cake.
• Lemme ash you a question.
• I’m never l-etna go.
• Just hanging in the Hood.

• I lava you.
• Volcanoes are the lava my life.
• If you lava, let her go.
• I have volcanic gas.
• The volcano was a magma-nimous figure.