43 Zebra Jokes and Puns for People of All Stripes

Your zebros will love these zebra jokes and puns.

What’s black, white, and red all over? The following zebra jokes and puns! We’re trotting out the finest in colorful, striped humor this side of the savanna. So get ready for the mane event. The foal experience. The very best zebra jokes you’ve ever herd!

You know what else is black and white? Cow puns. Well, the puns aren’t but the animal is. I dairy you to say otherwise.

Funny Zebra Jokes

Ever get so hungry you could eat a striped horse? How ’bout you snack on some puns about zebras to hold you over.

• What animals sleep the best? Zzzzebras.
• How do you find zebra? Look under zeshirt.
• What’s black, white, and calm all over? A zenbra.
• How do most zebras travel? On plains.
• What do zombie zebras eat? Ze brains.
• What do zebras and pandas have in common? The answer is pretty black and white, don’t you think?

• What do you call a zebra in the ocean? A sea-bra.
• What’s black, white, and red all over? The slowest zebra in the herd.
• What did the horse think the first time he saw a zebra? Did that horse escape from prison?
• What do zebras like to watch on TV? Old black-and-white movies.
• What’s a zebra’s favorite hair-metal band? Stryper.
• Why don’t you ever see a fat zebra? Because stripes are slimming.

Zebra Dad Jokes

Zebra jokes are funny. It’s fairly black and white.

• What do you call four horses eating a late breakfast? Ze-brunch.
• Which side does a zebra have the most stripes on? The outside.
• Why do zebras have stripes? Because they don’t want to be spotted.
• How do you know that zebras are the most ancient mammals? They’re still in black and white.
• Why do you need ze-bra? To support ze-breasts.
• What did the zebra say before leaving? I’ll be white black.

• What’s the best way to piss off a zebra? Pull out a barcode scanner.
• Why did the zebra get in trouble at school? For horsin’ around.
• What band do horses listen to? Led Zep-bra.
• What kind of suits do zebras wear? Pinstripe.
• Who’s the referee at horse basketball games? A zebra.
• Where’s the most unsafe place in a city for zebras to walk? A crosswalk.

Zebra Joke One-Liners

These zebra jokes are all Grévy.

• My ze-brother from another ze-mother.
• I put these zebra jokes in black and white for you.
• I read the dictionary the other day. At the start, I thought it was the aardvark, but by the end it turns out the zebra did it.
• All these years of technological developments and I still haven’t seen a color photo of a panda or a zebra.

• If I said I ate zebras, I’d be lion.
• Foal me once, shame on you. Foal me twice, shame on my zebra.
• Am I white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?
• Do female zebras wear their pony tail in a zebraid?
• These zebra jokes have come foal circle.

Zebra Puns

Some extra cute, extra short zebra puns to horse around with.

• Don’t be a zebrat.
• What’s up, zebro?
• I can’t zee, bruh.
• Hey, zebruv.
• Zlatan Zebra-himović.

• Taking the Grévy train.
• That zebra eats like a horse!
• My mane zebra.
• He took zebrunt of it.
• These zebra puns are not solid.