70 Unfurgettable Cat Puns and Jokes for Your Amewsement

Whether you’re a cat lover or not, these puns and jokes are litterally purrfect for kitten around time.

Some people get really serious when talking about cats. But us? We’re always kitten around! Our furry feline friends are full of funny moments, and the stars of some of the best memes ever. That’s why we’re letting the cat out of the bag with our comical collection of cat puns and jokes. These hilarious wisecracks will make you laugh so hard you may cough up a hairball.

Cats not your thing? We get it. That’s why we’ve got all the dog puns and jokes that you could ever want. Plus, we’ve got even more animal puns – from land to sea – to dive into.

Super Cute Cat Puns

Short and sweet, these cute cat puns will give you that warm and fuzzy feeling inside. Kinda like the warm and furry feeling your kitty gives you on the couch.

• Check meowt!
• Pitch purrfect.
• Litterally.
• Fur real.
• Are you kitten me?

• That cat has purrsonality.
• The whole kitten caboodle.
• What a cat-astrophe!
• All kitten aside.
• You’re really stressing meowt!

• Cats are pawsome!
• It’s meow or never.
• Happy purrthday!
• Be-claws I said so.
• Meow you’re talkin’.

• Feline the burn.
• How you like meow?
• I’m not amewsed.
• Live long and pawsper.
• It’s moggie out today.
• Clawsome!

Clever Cat Puns and One-Liners

Trying to think of a funny caption for your next Instagram post? Cat got your tongue? This list of cat one-liners and longer puns are on another level.

• Cats think everyone else is in-fur-ior.
• Dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but CAT Scan.
• Pawdon me. Would you have any Grey Purrpon?
• If your cat-lady friend is in danger of having too many cats, tell her that getting another one will only clowder judgment.
• PNW cats are so paw-sive aggressive.
• That’s right up your alley, cat.

• How are you feline today?
• Let’s get this paw-ty started!
• You’ve gato be kidding me.
• I’m not really feline it today.
• I don’t like your cat-titude.
• Please don’t stop the mewsic.
• Take meowt to the ballgame.

New Cat Dad Jokes

Here’s a fancy feast of fresh jokes for you to get friskie with.

• Where did the cat astronaut go? Meowter space.
• Why don’t German cats live very long? Because they have nein lives.
• What do you call a lazy cat that watches TV all day? A couch purrtato.
• What do you call AI for kitties? CatGPT.
• What do cats read while pooping? Litterary works.

• How do cats say they’re sorry? They apawlogize.
• Why did the cat want to visit Egypt? To see the purramids.
• Who is the most famous kittie lover? Catsanova.
• Why did the cat start a side hustle? To make paw-sive income.

Vintage Clean Cat Jokes

Keep this paw-ty rolling with some old-fashioned kitty crack-ups.

• Why don’t lazy kitties ever get anything done? They’re procatstinators.
• Why do cats always lose at pool? They love to scratch.
• Who brings all the good kittens presents at Christmas? Santa Claws.
• Why do cats make good salesmen? They’re very purrsausive.
• What do cats take for their allergies? An anti-hiss-tamine.
• What do you call a fluffy male cat asleep on sofa? A himalayan.

• What’s a kitty’s favorite book? The Great Catsby.
• What did the cat order at the Italian restaurant? Pawsta.
• What do cats eat for dessert? Chocolate mouse.
• What do you call a cat teacher? Purrfessor.
• Why do cats always beat dogs in video games? Because they have nine lives.
• What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
• What do you call a call that just won’t give up? Purrsistent.

Even More Hilarious Cat Jokes

Don’t fur-get about these classic cat jokes – some good, some bad, some litterally purrfect.

• What do cats like to draw? Self pawtraits.
• Where do cats put their money? In their purrse.
• Which day of the week do cats love the most? Caturday.
• What kind of car do cats drive? Fur-raris.
• Why was the cat so small? Because it ate condensed milk.

• Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
• What do you call a confused cat? Purrplexed.
• Why do cats make bad office managers? They have terrible littership skills.
• What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? A mice cream cone.
• Why was the cat sitting on the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.

• What cocktail do cat bartenders specialize in? Whisker sour.
• What color is cats’ favorite? Purrple.
• If a cat loses its tail, where does it go? The retail store.
• What do kittens like to have at birthday parties? A pounce house.