43 Rose Puns and Jokes for a Bunch of Laughs

Stop and smell the rose puns and jokes.

Wasn’t it Shakespeare who wrote, “A rose pun by any other name…would still make you laugh.”? Whatever it was, methinks Shakespeare would make mirth at the ensuing rose humor. The jests are clever, a bit prickly, and fit for taking the petal to the metal.

Rose jokes aren’t the only romantic way to express your love this Valentine’s Day. Let Cupid puns work their magic or cuddle up with a load of love quips.

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Funny Rose Puns

Everything’s coming up rose puns.

Hey bud.
No way, bouquet.
This rosebud’s for you.
Rose puns that make scents.
Rosarians grab life by the thorns.
You’re making me thorny.
Rose jokes are read, violets are blue.
You’re so rose-ilient.

The phar-rose of Egypt.
We could be he-rose.
That’s very gene-rose of you.
Put the petal to the metal.
Rose, rose, rose your boat.
Attar boy!
I just couldn’t rose-ist.
Toot your own thorn.
You attar know.

More Rose Puns and One-Liners

Whether it’s Valentine’s Day or Mother’s Day, these cute rose puns will make ’em smile.

When I needed flower puns, you rose to the occasion.
Becoming a florist isn’t a bed of roses.
The rose business is blooming.
I love rose puns a whole bunch.
I’m not sure where my fear of roses stems from.
Let’s weigh the rose and cons.
Have any New Year’s rose-olutions?

Every time I hear a rose joke, my ears prick up.
I just want to drown my sor-rose.
Dreaming of better tomor-rose.
Roses speak in complete scent-ences.
I like flowers so much that I may have a neur-roses.
That rose was a real prick.
The new rose garden ex-seeded my expectations.
Smart roses go into the STEM program.

You'll like these rose puns a whole bunch.

Hilarious Rose Jokes

I compare these dad jokes to a kiss from a rose on the gray.

What kind of races do roses run in? Mara-thorns.
What kind of flowers do you get a wine connoisseur for Valentine’s Day? Rosés.
How do you pay for flowers in Europe? With eur-rose.
What do roses decorate their Christmas trees with? Thorn-ments.
What do you call two roses falling in love? A budding romance.

What do flowers call “rock, paper, scissors”? Rose-chambeau.
What time did the florist wake up today? He rose at seven.
What rock band do florists listen to? Guns and Roses.
Why weren’t there any roses in the new garden? The landscaper said he hadn’t botany.
How do you decipher flower hieroglyphs? With the Rose-etta Stone.
What does Cupid use to make flowers fall in love? Ar-rose.