93 Love Puns and Jokes That’ll Take Your Bread Away

All you knead is love puns and jokes.

Love puns and jokes that will take your bread away.

Mama said you can’t hurry love, but she didn’t say anything about rushing into funny love puns. With these jokes, it’ll be laugh at first sight as you’re whisked away on a whirlwind romance of whimsy and wit. So you can finally stop wookin’ pa nub in all da wong places. You’ve found the one.

But wait – these aren’t the only plays on words that can set hearts on fire. Keep the spark going with a host of hot kissing quips. Or add a little humor to your Valentine’s Day or your wedding anniversary this year. They’ll love you even more for it.

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Food Love Puns

Let funny love puns with food sweep you off your feet.

Olive you very much.
There are a million raisins to love you.
You and I make a great pear.
I carrot ’bout you a lot.
I’m berry into you.
I love and cherry-sh you.

Hey, brie-utiful.
I love you brunches.
Let’s avo-cuddle.
I only have pies for you.
I’m soy into you.
You guac my world.

I cannoli love you.
You’re my butter half.
You have a pizza my heart.
You take my bread away.
I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
Words cannot espresso how I feel for you.

Animal Love Puns

Tell your love a few of these puns about animals and they’ll be yours fur-ever.

I’m head over eels for you.
You octopi all my thoughts.
I whale always love you.
I’m fur-ever yours.
You’re un-bear-ably cute.
I love ewe.
I’m turtle-y into you.
Owl be yours forever.

You’re in-crow-dible.
You’re my ebi-thing.
You’re beary special.
I’m paw-sitively yours.
You’re so a-doe-rable.
I’m fowl-ling for you.
What is love? Baby, don’t herd me.
You’ve stolen my hart.

There's a million raisins to adore these love puns and jokes.

Cute Love Puns

The most adorable love puns not about food or animals.

Aloe you vera much.
You are my sole-mate.
Fir-ever and always.
Yoda one for me.
I dig you a hole lot.
I a-door you.
You’re my swole-mate.

I’m sew into you.
You com-pleat me.
I chair-ish you.
Aisle B there for you.
I’ll never take you for granite.
I love you watts.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265358979323.
I’m in-fact-uated with you.

Love Puns One-Liners and Sayings

Romance puns and one-liners you’ll absolutely love.

I love you with all my butt. I wanted to say my heart, but it’s not nearly as big.
I’m reading a romance novel in braille. It’s a touching story.
I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. She didn’t know I existed.
I just saw two zombies on a date. I guess romance is officially undead.
A good romance starts with trust, mutual respect, and kindness. A bad romance starts with rah…rah…ah…ah…ah…ah.

You can’t buy love, but you can pay dearly for it.
If he doesn’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
I donut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole lot.
This may sound cheesy, but I love you a grate deal.
I know it’s corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.

You must be French because Eiffel for you.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
You’re eggs-actly my type; let me whisk you away.
When archers fall in love, they have arrow-mance.
I just went on a date with a welder. The sparks were flying!
When I met the magician, it was love at first sleight.

Funny Love Jokes

I just called to say I love jokes.

Why shouldn’t you fall for a tennis player? To them, love means nothing.
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? He wed his plants.
Why should you never fall in love with an apostrophe? They’re possessive.
Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend? He was losing interest.
How do tightrope walkers meet their romantic partners? Online dating.

Did you hear about the woman that married the author? She finally found Mr. Write.
What’s the most romantic kind of architecture? Heart deco.
Why did the scientists make such a great pair? They had a lot of chemistry.
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
What’s the most romantic fruit? A date.

How do vampires know when they’ve found the one? It’s love at first bite.
Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable? Because they have hearts.
What did the chocolate say to the marshmallow? I love you s’more and s’more each day.
What did the hand say to the mitten? I’m in glove.
What’s the most romantic airline? Love-thansa.

Love puns and jokes you can dig a hole lot.

Love Dad Jokes

Funny love jokes conquer all, and not just on Valentine’s Day.

How are relationships like algebra? Because you look at your X and wonder Y.
How do you romance a country girl? You gotta do something sexy to a tractor.
What kind of dinosaur writes romance novels? A Brontësaurus.
What did the romantic baker say to his dough? I knead you.
What do fawns whisper to their crushes? Terms of en-deer-ment.
What did the snake say to his girlfriend? Give me a little hiss.
Why do melons get married in a church? Because they cant-elope.

What’s the most romantic kind of ship? Courtship.
What did the magnet say to the fridge? You’re very attractive.
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, they had an apple.
Where’s the best place to find dates? The grocery store.
How did the fry cook propose to his girlfriend? With an onion ring.
What’s the difference between a girl who’s lost interest in her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean? One is bored over a man, and the other is man overboard.