25 Sunday Jokes and Puns for Soon-Day

Sunday jokes and puns to start your week. Or to end it.

Every day may be like Sunday, but there is only one true Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! It’s the day with the best foods, the best sports, and best of all – the best naps. And now, it’s also got the most hysterical humor. From snappy one-liners to sassy plays on words, the following weekend wisecracks will make you forget that tomorrow’s Monday. No wonder everybody’s calling it Sunday Pun-day.

And don’t forget: funny Sunday jokes make funny Sunday quotes. So the next time you’re at brunch or Easter dinner and need the perfect Sunday puns for Instagram, serve up one of these silly Sabbath sallies.

Funny Sunday Jokes

Jokes for Sunday you’ll want to tell every day.

Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days? Maybe I just have a weekend immune system.
What do you call somebody who only experiences extreme anxiety on Saturday and Sunday? A weekend worrier.
If Sunday and Monday got in a fight, who would win? Sunday. Monday is a weak day.
What day do vampires hate the most? Sunday.
What do you call a barber that refuses to close on Sundays? A Hair-etic.
What’s the one word you should never say on Sunday? Monday.
What’s the best flower to start the week with? Sun-daisies.

Sunday jokes and puns you'll want to tell every day.

Sunday Joke One-Liners

Sunday’s not a weekday, so you won’t find any weak day puns or one-liners here. Just a brunch of gut-busting Sunday Funday jokes.

I always thought Sunday was the saddest day of the week until I realized that the day before is actually a sadder day.
When I worked at the podium factory, we only got Saturdays off. Never Sun-dais.
They wouldn’t let me into the church. I guess it was Shun-day.
I took my car in for a service last Sunday. It was hard getting it through the church door.
I heard that experts were able to identify the exact day the first yarn was created. It was a Spun-day.
Remember that Sunday is a day of rest: the rest of the cleaning, the rest of the laundry, the rest of everything else that didn’t get done on Saturday.

Sunday Puns

These funny puns and sayings are easy like Sunday morning. And they make for cute Sunday captions for Instagram, whether it’s Easter or a regular old day of rest.