51 Corn Puns That Will A-Maize Your Ears

We’ve corn-ered the pun market.

If you were thinking about telling some funny corn jokes but weren’t sure who would want to hear them, I’ll let you in on a little secret: corn jokes are for anyone with ears. So let the corny quips fly and don’t be afraid to field requests. See, the thing about corn puns is that they’re not only funny; there’s a kernel of truth in every one. From clever corn on the cob one-liners to a-maize-ing dad jokes, this is the kind of cream-of-the-crop humor everyone will be stalking about.

Also on the menu, a buffet of food puns, including bold coffee puns and ex-shell-ent egg puns.

Funny Corn Puns

Short but sweet corn puns.

• I’m a corn-ivore.
• Corn-ological order.
• Corn is a-maize-ing.
• This next joke is corn-fidential.

• Corn-gratulations!
• Do I make you corny?
• Crop your ears up.
• A corn-ucopia

More Corn Puns

Have a few more puns to corn-centrate on.

• Farmers have a corn-do attitude.
• Corn with dinner again? Maize well eat it.
• The corn farmer was smiling from ear to ear.
• I took a picture of the cornfield but it turned out grainy.

• I’m feeling a little corn-stipated.
• I almost had a corn-ary!
• Watch out for a vegetarian woman’s scorn.
• These are the corniest jokes.

Clever Corn One-Liners

I don’t think I could ever get corn-fed up with these hilarious one-liners.

• Imitation corn is just a cob-y cat.
• Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls are all ears.
• Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
• Sure, Ty Cobb was great, but so was Willie Maize. And don’t forget Jose Corn-seco.
• The baby kernel loved his mother, but he preferred his pop, corn.

• Call the cobs, someone stole my corn purse.
• They say I’m too husky to be a corn farmer.
• I got lost in a corn maze. It was ear-ie.
• What’s a spider’s favorite BBQ food? Corn on the cob-web.
• Corn farmers like to play the field.
• The potato and corn conglomerate have eyes and ears everywhere.

Fresh Corn Dad Jokes

Funny new takes on jokes from the world’s corniest dad.

• Why did the dieter stop eating corn? Too many cob-ohydrates.
• Why don’t conspiracy theorists trust corn? They have ears everywhere.
• Why wasn’t the corn farmer’s car working? Bad cob-eurator.
• Why wasn’t the corn-flavored soda selling? Too much cob-onation.

• What do corn farmers wear when working the field? A crop top.
• What did the ear of corn do for work? Cob driver.
• Why is it hard to make plans with corn farmers? They always play it by ear.
• Why did the farmer get his kids a pet corn dog? They were allergic to corn cats.

Funny Corn Jokes

Good old-fashioned corn humor from over the years, not in corn-oligical order.

• Why are corn fields such good listeners? Because they’re all ears.
• Did you hear about that corn stalk that changed careers? It went into a different field.
• How much does corn cost at the pirate market? A buck-an-ear.
• Did you hear about the farmer’s new app? It was developed in Sili-corn Valley.
• Who fixes the corn farmer’s shoes? A cob-bler.

• What did the shy corn say? Aw, shucks.
• Who leads the corn army? The kernel.
• What does baby corn call its dad? Pop corn.
• Why did the corn get arrested? Stalking.
• What did the mama corn say to her plump son? You’re not fat – you’re just a little husky!

• Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.
• What type of headphones do corn farmers use? Ear buds.
• Who make the best fried corn? Kernel Sanders.
• What is sweeter than sweet corn? Candy corn.
• What parts of the cornfield grow the best? The corn-ers.
• What was the farmer’s zodiac sign? Capri-corn.