57 Corn Puns and Jokes That Will A-maize Your Ears

If you were thinking about telling some funny corn jokes but weren’t sure who would want to hear them, I’ll let you in on a little secret: corn jokes are for anyone with ears. So let the corny quips fly and don’t be afraid to field requests. See, the thing about corn puns is that they’re not only funny; there’s a kernel of truth in every one. From clever corn on the cob one-liners to a-maize-ing dad jokes, this is the kind of cream-of-the-crop humor everyone will be stalking about.

We’ve corn-ered the market on food puns. Also on the menu, a buffet of tremendous tomato punch lines. And lettuce share some crunchy salad jokes with you too.

Corn Puns

Short but sweet corn puns.

• I’m a corn-ivore.
• Corn-ological order.
• Corn is a-maize-ing.
• This next joke is corn-fidential.
• Shuck yeah!
• Ear we go again.

• Corn-gratulations!
• Do I make you corny?
• Crop your ears up.
• It’s corn-ival season.
• A corn-ucopia.

Funny Corn Puns

Have a few more longer puns to corn-centrate on.

• Farmers have a corn-do attitude.
• Corn with dinner again? Maize well eat it.
• The corn farmer was smiling from ear to ear.
• I took a picture of the cornfield but it turned out grainy.

• I’m feeling a little corn-stipated.
• I almost had a corn-ary!
• These are the corniest jokes.
• Watch out for a vegetarian woman’s s-corn.
• Astronomers just found a new corn-stellation.

Corn One-Liners

I don’t think I could ever get corn-fed up with these hilarious one-liners.

• Imitation corn is just a cob-y cat.
• Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls are all ears.
• Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
• Sure, Ty Cobb was great, but so was Willie Maize. And don’t forget Jose Corn-seco.
• The baby kernel loved his mother, but he preferred his pop, corn.
• I want to be rein-corn-ated.

• Call the cobs, someone stole my corn purse.
• They say I’m not husky enough to be a corn farmer.
• I got lost in a corn maze. It was ear-ie.
• What’s a spider’s favorite BBQ food? Corn on the cob-web.
• Corn farmers like to play the field.
• The potato and corn conglomerate have eyes and ears everywhere.

Corn Jokes

Funny jokes from the world’s corniest dad.

• Why did the dieter stop eating corn? Too many cob-ohydrates.
• Why don’t conspiracy theorists trust corn? They have ears everywhere.
• Why wasn’t the corn farmer’s car working? Bad cob-eurator.
• Why wasn’t the corn-flavored soda selling? Too much cob-onation.
• Why did the farmer get his kids a corn dog? They were allergic to corn cats.
• What is sweeter than sweet corn? Candy corn.

• What do corn farmers wear when working the field? A crop top.
• What did the ear of corn do for work? Cob driver.
• Why is it hard to make plans with corn farmers? They always play it by ear.
• What parts of the cornfield grow the best? The corn-ers.
• What was the farmer’s zodiac sign? Capri-corn.
• Who make the best fried corn? Kernel Sanders.

Corn Dad Jokes

Good old-fashioned humor from over the years, not in corn-oligical order.

• Why are corn fields such good listeners? Because they’re all ears.
• Did you hear about that corn stalk that changed careers? It went into a different field.
• How much does corn cost at the pirate market? A buck-an-ear.
• Did you hear about the farmer’s new app? It was developed in Sili-corn Valley.
• Who fixes the corn farmer’s shoes? A cob-bler.
• Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.

• What did the shy corn say? Aw, shucks.
• Who leads the corn army? The kernel.
• What does baby corn call its dad? Pop corn.
• Why did the corn get arrested? Stalking.
• What did the mama corn say to her plump son? You’re not fat – you’re just a little husky!
• What type of headphones do corn farmers use? Ear buds.
• What do squirrels eat on the farm? A-corn.