34 Cupid Jokes and Puns You’ll Fall in Love With

Hearty Cupid jokes and puns.

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and love is in the air. Well, it could be if you’d give these funny Cupid jokes a shot. Turns out, Cupid and puns are a match made in heaven. So pull back your bow, and let these hilarious one-liners go. Straight to your lover’s funny bone. That’s how you win someone’s heart.

There’s plenty more Valentine’s Day puns and sayings to love. We’ve got kissing humor that’ll have you speaking in tongues and rose jokes that are super hip.

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Funny Cupid Jokes

Make your valentine laugh with a crush of clever Cupid jokes.

• What kind of dinner does Cupid eat? A hearty one.
• What do you call an army of baby Cupids? An infantry.
• Who makes people fall in love while waiting in line? Queue-pid.
• What’s Cupid’s favorite flower? Kiss-anthemum.
• Why does Cupid like artichokes so much? They have a heart.
• What kind of lettuce does Cupid eat? Hearts of romaine.
• What’s Cupid’s favorite candy? Hershey’s Kisses.

• What do you call a matchmaker who’s really good at pool? Cue-pid.
• What kind of exercise does Cupid do? Arrow-bics.
• What’s Cupid’s favorite superhero TV show? Arrow.
• What’s Cupid’s favorite action movie? Ram-bow.
• What’s Cupid’s favorite rock band? KISS.
• What’s Cupid’s second favorite rock band? Heart.
• What’s pink, oinks, and shoots arrows on Valentine’s Day? Cu-pig.

Cupid Dad Jokes

More cute cupid jokes to tell your beaux. And arrow.

• What do you call Cupid when he’s being cocky? Arrow-gant.
• What’s Cupid’s favorite brand of gummy bears? Hari-bow.
• What’s Cupid’s favorite card game? Hearts.
• What’s Cupid’s favorite type of snake? A bow-a constrictor.
• What’s the best way to find Cupid? Follow the arrows.
• Where did Cupid learn how to shoot his bow? At arrow-mentary school.
• What’s Cupid’s favorite chocolate bar? Aero.
• What kind of music does Cupid like? Or-kiss-tral.

• What does Cupid use to count? An aba-kiss.
• Did you know Cupid has a brother? His name is Stupid.
• Where does Cupid vacation in Florida? Kiss-immee.
• Where does Cupid go to gamble? The kiss-ino.
• What does Cupid use to make flowers fall in love? Ar-rose.
• Who makes shapes fall in love? Cube-pid.
• How can Cupid tell the future? By shooting tarots.

Cupid Puns and One-Liners

Cupid puns never miss.

• Cupid even makes arrows quiver.
• When Cupid makes mistakes he’s arrow-neous.
• I thought it would be fun being a matchmaker, but it’s the Cu-pits.
• Does Cupid know what he’s doing? Nah, He’s just winging it.
• Cupid jokes always get hearty laughs.