93 Flower Puns and Jokes Floral Your Buds

These flower puns and jokes are in fool bloom.

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When it comes to making jokes about flowers, we have to admit: we’re a bit of a one-trick peony. But when that trick is making iris-istibly funny floral puns that really grow on you, one trick is all we need. And we’re bou-quet with that. That’s because we put the petal to the metal on every punch line, so you’re not gonna giggle just a lily bit; you’re gonna have a full-bloom laugh attack. Sow without further daffo-delay, here are the most hilarious flower puns, jokes, and captions in the garden of the Internet.

Here’s something to ponder: which came first – the flower or the bee? Either way, these bodacious bee puns are all the buzz. And without them, would we even have flower jokes?

Funny Flower Puns

Where does your love of flower puns stem from? For us, it’s a thorny subject.

Daffodil with it.
Best buds forever.
All my problems stem from flowers.
Hey, how’s it growing?
The flower business is blooming!
Lavenderp.
Begonia fool!
Con-fuchsia say…

Are you bou-quet with that?
A one-trick peony.
That’s so vio-lit.
Have a nice daisy.
You’re simply iris-istible.
Ay, poppy!
Tulips are better than one.
This rosebud’s for you.

Floral Puns

Whether you’re giving flowers for Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, or a birthday, make the occasion even more special with a short pun or two.

I’m doing it once and floral.
Iris you a Happy Easter!
Thistle be a good spot.
What in carnation?
I like you a lily more every day.
You’re un-bud-lievable.
I don’t like when lilac you.
Daffodil-ightful.

Trying to stop and smell the rose puns? We’ve got ’em by the dozens.

That’s a funky hya-synth.
It’s a soon-flower.
I’m feeling lacka-daisy-cal.
I love reading Roald Dahlia.
Iris you were here.
I wish I had a trillium dollars.
I ain’t dandelion.
You’re making me thorny.

Funny Flower Puns

You’ll love these cute flower puns. They’re totally blossom and perfect for spring!

Are you pollen my leg?
Try not to con-fuchsia the two.
Verbena long time.
The larkspur of the moment.
Don’t be so impatiens.
Camassia later.
Vio-let me in.
He’s on the hya-scent.

We could be he-rose.
I’m sow sorry!
Iris-pect you.
Anemo-need you to calm down.
That’s what I jas-meant.
You’ve ex-seeded expectations.
Can’t you go any aster?
These flower jokes are in fool bloom.
That’s what it’s all a-sprout.

Flower Puns One-Liners

We’re not pollen your leg: our jokes and one-liners are full of flower power.

God initially planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers. But in the end, he went with Plan Bee.
My wife complains that I never buy her flowers. I didn’t even know she sold them!
My flowers came back to life. It must have been rein-carnation!
I accidentally planted the wrong flowers in my garden. Whoopsie daisy.
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring? The Pilgrims.

Did you hear botanists found a new species of flower that raps when you play a beat? They named it Day-Z.
To dogs, every flower is a pee-ony.
You have to be orchid-ding me.
A peony saved is a peony earned.
Put the petal to the metal.

You'll like flower puns and jokes a lily more each day.

Funny Flower Jokes

If anyone says you should never joke orchid about flowers, tell them to stick it where the sunflower puns don’t shine.

How do you scare a florist on Halloween? Give her a boo-quet.
What’s Kermit the Frog’s favorite flower? The croak-us.
What do you call someone who only dates florists? A marigold digger.
What’s the worst flower to receive on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflower.
What kind of car did the florist drive? A Hydrangea Rover.

What kind of flower will you find in a karate studio? Hiya-cinths.
What is a baker’s favorite type of flower? A croissanthemum.
Do flowers stay in a hotel when traveling? No, they prefer a bud and breakfast.
What kind of music did the flowers want to listen to? Something poppy.
Why don’t sunflowers ever have a bad day? They only look on the bright side.
Why are Irises so dangerous? They have a violet streak.

What do you call a petrified flower? A chrysanthe-mummy.
Why did they name a flower pansy? Because pan-A through pan-Y didn’t work out.
What do you call a flower that needs electricity to survive? A power plant.
Why didn’t the landscaper plant any flowers in the garden? Because he hadn’t botany.
How did the florist propose to his girlfriend? By poppy the question.
Why did the sunflower get an award? It was outstanding in its field.