53 Frankenstein Jokes and Puns for Monster Laughs

Frankenstein jokes and puns that’ll have you in stitches.

Frankenstein jokes and puns that will help you make a living.

Not everyone seems to agree: Is it Frankenstein? Is it Frankenstein’s monster? Is it Fronkensteen? Well, whatever it is, it’s alive! And it has a massive appetite for laughs. That’s why we’ve raised the platform of funny with the following Frankenstein jokes and puns. Our elevated humor will not only have kids and adults electrified; even the angry mob will get a few giggles at these gags. We have a hunch you’ll like them too.

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Funny Frankenstein Jokes

Get over the hump with the funniest Frankenstein’s monster jokes out there.

Why was Dr. Frankenstein in such great shape? He was a body builder.
What kind of dog did Dr. Frankenstein have? A lab.
How does Dr. Frankenstein pay for things? He charges them.
Where does Dr. Frankenstein shop for body parts when he’s on a budget? The secondhand second hand store.
What musical group does Dr. Frankenstein not listen to? The Village People.

What kind of laundry detergent does Igor use? Franken-Tide.
What kind of tea does Dr. Frankenstein make? Monstrosi-tea.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew? IT’S A LIIIEEEE!!!
Why did Igor want to work for Dr. Frankenstein? He had a hunch about him.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein always have a Help Wanted sign posted? He was looking for someone to give him a hand.

How does Dr. Frankenstein keep track of all the body parts? He uses an organ-izer.
What kind of piano does Igor play? A Franken-Steinway.
How does Dr. Frankenstein like his potatoes? Monster mashed.
What’s Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite cheese? Muenster.
Who has the best April Fool’s jokes? Dr. Prankenstein.

Rise and Franken-shine with the funniest Frankenstein jokes and puns.

Frankenstein Dad Jokes

These dad jokes are real knee-slappers. But if you’re a reanimated monster, careful not to slap the knee right off your leg.

Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular? He’s a people person.
What do you get when you reanimate a pig? Franken-swine.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit on him? It’s saliva!
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster? He just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein’s monster walking toward you? Bolt.

What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite cartoon? Reanimaniacs.
What do you call a monster made of tree limbs? Franken-pine.
What kind of car does Dr. Frankenstein drive? A monster truck.
What department did Dr. Frankenstein apply for? Human resources.
What NFL team does Dr. Frankenstein root for? The Chargers.

What’s Frankenstein’s favorite gym exercise? Deadlifts.
What happens when Igor says, “I don’t know?” He gets Franken-slimed.
Who does Igor call when he’s feeling kinky? Spankin-stein.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other? I didn’t know we lived on the same block.

Frankenstein Joke One-Liners

These Frankenstein pun one-liners will not be misunderstood.

Albert Einstein was a genius. His brother Frank, however, was a monster.
Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely man, but then he learned how to make friends.
To Igor, every day is hump day.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper, but actually, he was surprisingly level-headed.

People would always asked Igor why he worked for Dr. Frankenstein. He was just trying to make a living.
Dr. Frankenstein must have a great sense of humor. He always seems to have people in stitches.
Sparks flew when Frankenstein’s monster met his bride. He simply couldn’t resistor.
He drinks a Franken-stein of beer in Frankenfurt, Germany.