33 Marshmallow Puns and Jokes That Aren’t All Fluff

Puff yourself up with some funny marshmallow puns and jokes.

Our peeps keep telling us to mallow out with these ridiculously fluffy marshmallow puns and jokes. But we just can’t. They’re s’more funny than a cute cat video inside a cute dog video inside a cute baby video. From hilarious short marshmallow jokes for kids to clever plays on words for adults, we’ve got all the tasty jet-puffed humor you can fit on a stick. So get ready for a good roasting cause these gooey gags are gonna make everyone melt with laughter.

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Funny Marshmallow Puns

Fire off a few of these hysterical marshmallows puns this Easter.

Don’t be so mallow-dramatic.
Mallow out, dude.
I need s’more marshmallow puns.
Where my peeps at?

It’s time to marshmal-lower your expectations.
That’s a beautiful marshmallowdy.
It’s marshmallow-ver for you.
It’s a puffed pastry.

Cute Marshmallow Puns and One-Liners

Next time you’re sitting around the fire making s’mores, roast your pals with a few of these marshmallow pun one-liners.

Snoop Dogg only eats puffed marshmallows.
I finally got over my addiction to marshmallows, chocolate, and nuts, but it was a Rocky Road.
Those marshmallows got roasted.
I never thought I’d be topped with marshmallows, but here I yam!

I need to go to the marshmal-loo.
Marshmallow-choly has set in.
I’m gonna buy some merch-mallow.
That’s marshmal-ludicrous.
Don’t be a marshmal-loser.

Marshmallow puns and jokes are all fluff.

Funny Marshmallow Jokes

These short marshmallow jokes are good anytime of the day, not just in the s’morning.

What was the little marshmallows’ favorite Beach Boys song? Cocoa-mo.
What do you get when you feed marshmallows to clams? Gooey-ducks.
What do aliens put on s’mores? Mars-mallows.
What’s the marshmallow’s favorite nursery rhyme? Little Bo-Peep.

Why did the marshmallow cross the road? It knew there was s’more to life.
Why didn’t anyone like the marshmallow’s new book? It was all fluff.
Why didn’t the marshmallows make it into the hot cocoa? They were choco-late.
Why was the s’more being so mean? It had harsh-mallow in it.

Your peeps will love these funny marshmallow puns and jokes.

Marshmallow Jokes

These puns are deadly, when I play a dope mallowdy.

What month are Peeps made in? March-mallow.
When’s the best time to eat marshmallows and chocolate? In the s’morning.
How did the marshmallow communicate with the chocolate and graham cracker? S’morse code.
Do marshmallows like Coca-Cola? No, they prefer Peepsi.

Why did the graham cracker go to the bank? To get a marshmal-loan?
What’s the difference between camping and being homeless? Marshmallows.
What do Burmese restaurants put on s’mores? Myanmar-shmallows.
How could everyone tell the marshmallow factory had closed down? There wasn’t a peep.