56 Pickle Puns and Jokes for a Dill-ightful Spear-ience
Pickle puns you can relish.
We’re at peak pickles, folks. America’s gone full-sour, and pickles are all the rage right now. There’s a Pickles baseball team, a pickle slushie, a pickleback, and a million kinds of pickle-flavored snacks. We say bring it on. We relish in this moment. No, we dill-ight in it.
And since you can’t have puns about pickles without cucumbers, you gotta get in on some clever cucumber puns too. Or at least some sweet carrot puns. You can pickle those too, right?
Funny Pickle Puns
Don’t be fickle, hun. Have a pickle pun.
- I can’t dill with you right now.
- Pickles are kind of a big dill.
- Dill-ightful.
- Relish the moment.
- You pickle my funny bone.
- Pickled dogs come in vine-grrrrr.
- Pickles are so dill-icious.
- Dillighted to meet you.
- Loved is brined.
- Pickle-as Cage movies are the best.
- Those pickles are from Phila-dill-phia.
- I’ve really gotten myself in a brine this time.
Cute Pickle Puns
Small pickles are cute. Their name is not.
- In the dill of the night.
- Britney Pickle Spears.
- Seal the dill.
- Jolly Old Saint Pickle-as.
- You pickle my fancy.
- Are you just gherkin my chain?
- Pickle me Elmo.
- It’s a real dill-emma.
- Are these jokes kosher?
- My favorite hockey player was Bernie Pickles.
Pickle Pun One-Liners
Bona-fried pickle puns and one-liners.
- It’s Claussen effect. When you put cucumbers in vinegar you get pickles.
- Have you seen how pickles are made? It’s jarring.
- I accidentally got some vinegar in my ear. Now I have pickled hearing.
- I’ve never made pickles before, but I relish the challenge.
- Are pickles real or just a con-spear-acy?
- Making pickle jokes has always been my bread and butter.
- Not liking pickles is a dill breaker for me.
- The tomato was trying to ketchup, but the pickles were just too cucumbersome.
- The pickle was a bread and butter chip off the old block.
- I had to cancel my vegetable delivery service. They just pickle and dime you to death.
- If a pickle gave you flowers they’d be daffo-dills.
- The pickle is going to spearhead the project.
- If the pickle wants to go pro, it has to do well at the NFL Combrine.
Pickle Dad Jokes
Nothing beets these sweet pickle dad jokes.
- Why do pickles wear glasses? They’re legally brined.
- What do you call an alligator that eats pickles? A crocodill.
- What channel do cucumbers watch? Pickle-odeon.
- What do officiants say at pickle weddings? You may now kiss the brine.
- Why don’t pickles live forever? They’re not immordill.
- What kind of sandals do pickles wear? Gherkin-stocks.
- Who brings all the little pickles presents on Christmas Eve? Santa Claussen.
- Where do pickles go to buy a new car? The dillership.
- Who eats the most pickles in Star Wars? Jar Jar Binks.
- What Star Wars character never puts the pickle lid back on? Ajar Ajar Binks.
Funny Pickle Jokes
More hilarious dad jokes to pickle your funny bone.
- Why do cucumbers giggle when you touch them? Because they’re pickle-ish.
- Where do sick pickles go? The hospidill.
- What kind of flute do cucumbers play? The pickle-o.
- What kind of music do dad pickles listen to? Vlassic rock.
- What card game were the pickles playing? Diller’s choice.
- How do pickles play pin the tail on the donkey? Brine-folded.
- Where’s a pickle’s favorite place to go in London? Pickle-dilly Square.
- What do you call a sale on pickles? A sweet dill.
- What do you call cucumbers in an aquarium? Trop-pickle fish.
- What do you get when you cross a pickle and a pig? Picklets.
- Do pickles like being on hot dogs? They relish it.
