60 Potato Puns and Jokes Your Spuddies Will Love

Potato puns and jokes with a-peel.

Guess what: you don’t have to live in Idaho to set eyes on good potato puns. We’ve harvested the creamiest potato puns and jokes anywhere, so you can roast your spuddies without leaving home. Your new-found starchy sarcasm will mash, and you’ll have gratin sacks of laughs out of life. Now gimme some skin!

Speaking of potatoes, reach in for a few handfuls of salty chip jokes. But make sure to have something healthy too, like a side of salad puns.

Funny Potato Puns

Is potato puns.

Taters gonna tate.
Spud-tacular.
Time fries when you’re having fun.
These potato puns have a-peel.
Silence of the Yams.
Spudnik.

Potatoes do not like Fry-days.
Just a chip off the old block.
Grat-in hell.
A rehabili-tater.
A facili-tater.

I’m poutine this whole potato in my mouth!
The potato grat-in to grad school.
He’s baked like a potato.
Weapons of mash destruction.
You’ve met your mash.

Cute Potato Puns

Funny is in the eye of the potato holder.

I like you a latke.
I have peelings for potatoes.
Do you listen to Tater Swift?
Dip your pota-toe in the water.
I’m fondant of potatoes.

We’re a perfect mash.
It’s the tot that counts.
It happened so spud-denly.
I yam so happy to see you.
Potatoes taste better in Oc-tuber.

I tot so.
Yukon do it!
What hash gotten into you?
Darth Tater in Starch Wars.
Those potatoes are best spuds.

Potato puns and jokes are a mash made in heaven.

One-Liners

Take your time reading these pun one-liners. Don’t russet.

I yam what I yam.
Let’s fry back to the mother chip.
Tuber or not tuber. That is the question.
Those potatoes are spoiled gratin.
A latke change in twenty-four hours.
These potatoes are looking to get a fresh starch.
Papa said don’t russet.

Potato Dad Jokes

The following funnies have been blessed by Il Papa.

Why can’t you trust potatoes? They have eyes everywhere.
What did the peeler say to the potato? Gimme some skin.
Why did the potato’s car break down? I don’t know. It just spud-dered out.
What do you call a potato that likes to watch? A spec-tater.
Do you see that shifty potato over there? Yeah, I don’t t-russet at all.
Where do potato farmers shop for groceries? Tater Joe’s.

What dance do potatoes do on Halloween? The Monster Mash.
What do you call an annoying potato? An irri-tater.
Why was the potato having shoulder pain? Torn ro-tater cuff.
Why is it better to cook potatoes slowly? You don’t want to russet.
What do you call a yam dressed up as a potato? An imi-tater.
What time to sweet potatoes wake up in the morning? 6 a.yam.

Classic Potato Jokes

Twice baked and extra cheesy.

What disease kills the most potatoes? Tuber-culosis.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV show? Starch Trek.
Did you hear about the tater that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesi-tater.
How do potatoes solve their differences? They hash them out.