52 Sheep Puns and Jokes That’ll Get You Pasture Problems
Sheep humor for shear comedy enjoyment.
Just because people are usually trying to fall asleep when they think of sheep doesn’t mean all sheep are boring. For one thing, they’re woolly good for making puns and jokes. You know – the kind people flock to. And who doesn’t love cozying up in the winter with a warm wool sweater. But when the sheep hits the fan, a good chuckle is exactly what ewe need. So get your sheep puns fix with the good, the ba-a-a-d, and the ugly. Be sure to shear with your friends too.
Even though there’s mutton better than sheep humor, we’ve got a sheep-load more animal puns to feast your eyes on. Step into a big pen of pig puns for a mess of laughs.
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Cute Sheep Puns
Don’t have a cow, but these sheep puns are cuter than that sweater.
- Time to go home little lamb. It’s pasture bedtime.
- I’m ewe-nique.
- Fleece Navidad!
- Much ado about mutton.
- Ewe-se your brain.
- Same as ewe-sual.
- The ewe-sual suspects.
- Business as ewe-sual.
- I’ll have the ewe-sual.
- Those lambs are ram-bunctious.
- Are you not am-ewe-sed?
Funny Sheep Puns
The funniest sheep puns you’ve ever herd. In fact, they’re the GOAT.
- Ba-a-a-ad to the bone.
- Nice rack…of lamb.
- Oh sheep.
- Sit the flock down.
- Have you herd the one about sheep?
- I feel so ewe-sed.
- I bought a new sheep on Ram-azon.
- I don’t give a sheep.
- There are ram-ifications.
- Please don’t stop the m-ewe-sic.
Sheep Pun One-Liners
Enjoy these funny sheep one-liner puns without ram-ifications.
- A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fell off a cliff. Baa dum tss.
- He told the lamb to sheep up or shear out.
- What do sheep count when they fall asleep?
- “That lamb was delicious.”
“Did you hogget all? How much is left?”
“Mutton.” - You woolly have to sheep it to believe it.
- The shepherd found his missing sheep by shear luck.
- Are immigrant sheep offered ram-nesty?
Funny Sheep Jokes
Un-ewe-sually funny dad jokes fresh from the farm. Or station. Or sheepyard if they’re coming in from overseas.
- How do know whether a sheep is an optimist? The grass is half full.
- How did the sheep speed up his computer? He gave it a good RAM.
- What health food are groups of sheep eating? Flocks seed.
- How did the sheep get to the hospital after losing the fight? A ram-bulance.
- What hippie game do sheep play? Haggis-sack.
- How do Spanish sheep say congratulations? Fleece-idades.
- What channel do Spanish-speaking sheep watch? Ewe-nivision.
- What do you call an unmarried ram? A ba-a-a-chelor.
- What channel do conservative sheep watch? Flocks News.
- Why did the SWAT team have a sheep? It was their battering ram.
- What do you call a rookie sheep? A ramateur.
- How do ram chefs prepare chicken thighs? They batter them.
Sheep Dad Jokes
We’re giving these old sheep jokes a new fleece on life.
- Hey, sheep. What’s up? Mutton much.
- What streaming app do sheep watch? Ewe-tube.
- Are ewe eating more? Yeah, I have two empty stomachs.
- Where do Mormon sheep live? Ewe-tah
- Why was the sheep’s computer so fast? It had a lot of RAM.
- Why could the married ewe sleep with other rams? She had an open relation-sheep.
- What kind of car was the sheep driving? A Lamb-ourghini.
- How do you keep a ram from charging? Take away his credit card.
- What do sheep say when toasting drinks? Shears!
- What do you call sheep that are always cleaning up? Room-baa.
- What do you call sheep paradise? Ewe-topia.
- Why did the ram’s phone die? He forgot to charge the battery.
