82 Soup Puns and Jokes for Every Day, Twice on Stews-day

Enjoy these soup puns and jokes now, or ladle.

After stewing on a slew of soup puns, we’ve decided that the following jokes are the crème de la crème. With these, both kids and adults get 100% all-natural hearty laughs – none of that canned laughter you see with other soup humor. In our bantering broth, we put huge chunks of chuckles and chortles, and 11 garden vegetables, so you know you’re filling up on a healthy helping of healthy humor. Put your spoons up for the funniest stock stock ever. The laughs are m’m m’m good.

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Funny Soup Puns

Are these soup puns any good? Pho-get about it!

• I made enough for the broth of us.
• Soup puns just pho you.
• What’s soup with you?
• Soup-ply and demand.
• I like soup just a ladle bit.

• You take my broth away.
• I have a bouillon of soup puns.
• I made a pho pas.
• Udon know about soup puns?
• Are you watching the Souper Bowl this year?

Extra Funny Soup Puns

The soup du jour is cream of funny.

• No soup today – we’re out of stock.
• He souped in and saved the day.
• You butternut touch my squash soup.
• I can barley stand beef soup puns.
• Soup puns are hot!

• Japanese soup makes miso happy.
• Vietnamese soup is pho-nomenal.
• Soup chefs are consommé professionals.
• I’m taking this soup bowling.

Cute Soup Puns

Whether it’s hot or chili out, these short puns will soup up your day.

• Souper-duper.
• Don’t be stew-pid.
• Very souperstitious.
• See ya ladle.
• I soup-pose.
• Puree and simple.

• Netflix and chili.
• Soup-er Man.
• Humpty Dumpling.
• The Soupremes.
• Broth IRA.
• Jeffrey Tam-borscht.

• Knorr-a Jones.
• Naomi Campbell.
• Tim Broth.
• King Soupers.
• Don’t ig-Knorr me.

Soup Puns One-Liners

We think you’ll love these super hot soup one-liner jokes.

• Have you noticed that every soup company’s website uses stock photos?
• Don’t leave alphabet soup unattended on a hot stove. It could spell disaster.
• Have some basil on your tomato bisque. It’s soup herb.
• Did you hear about the guy who can transform into a bowl of clam chowder? He’s soup or human.
• I ate an expired can of alphabet soup. Now I have severe cramps in my vowels and I’ve been in-consonant all day.
• Waiter, can I get a new bowl of vichyssoise? This one has a leek.

• The chef’s new soup-making technique was pretty controversial. It caused quite a stir.
• Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup? It appears to be drowning, sir.
• The host at the Vietnamese restaurant said there was a wait to get a table. I said, pho queue.
• My dog wanted to try some soup, so I gave him a bisque it.
• Did you know that miso soup is the most self-aware soup.
• I got canned from the soup factory.

• Which hand should you use to stir soup? Ideally, you should use a spoon.
• Have you ever tried donkey soup? It tastes like ass.
• Tom kha not come to the phone right now. He’s making soup.
• That soup isn’t yours. It’s mine-estrone.
• Her soup was so good, I chowder chowder down.

Pea Soup Jokes

Split pea soup puns that get full-belly chuckles.

• What’d you have for breakfast? Pea soup.
  What’d you have for lunch? Pea soup.
  What’d you have for dinner? Pea soup.
  What’d you do all night? Pee soup.
• What kind of soup do camels eat? Spit pea soup.
• What do you call green soup on the floor? Spilt pea soup.

• What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
• What kind of soup do dogs make? Sit pee soup.
• What is the most polite soup? Split please soup.
• What kind of soup do computer hackers eat? Split ping soup.
• What do you call soup that gets you in shape? Fit pea soup.

Funny Soup Jokes

The best soup jokes you’ve ever tasted.

• Is chicken soup good for your health? Not if you’re the chicken.
• Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate his soup before it was cool.
• What do you call soup siblings? Broth-ers.
• What kind of soup do ghosts love? Scream of mushroom.
• How does Reese eat soup? Witherspoon.

• What do you call a blonde lawyer eating soup with a fork? Reese Withoutherspoon.
• What do ducks have for lunch? Soup and quackers.
• Who steals soup from the rich to give to the poor? Ramen Hood.
• How much does Chinese soup weigh? Wonton.
• What font does the soup restaurant use on its menu? Times New Ramen.

Soup Dad Jokes

These soup dad jokes are so hot, you may have to blow on them.

• What do you call a chicken in a jacuzzi? Soup.
• What’s the most acidic soup? Ph0.
• Where does the best soup broth come from? Stock-holm.
• Why do doctors recommend eating alphabet soup for constipation? For better vowel movements.
• What’s the best day of the week to eat a hearty soup? Stews-day.
• What do you become if you get rich investing in chicken stock? A bullionaire.

• What do you get for winning an Italian soup competition? A mines-trophy.
• Why was the soup bowl empty? It had a leek.
• Why should you put only 239 beans in chili? One more would make it two farty.
• How can you tell if your soup is stressed out? It’s stewing.
• What do you call soup that’s eaten out of a drum? Tam-borscht.