49 Wedding Puns To Laugh and To Hold

We vow to make you laugh with these wedding jokes, in sickness and in health.

Weddings are a joyous occasion. Two people in love surrounded by family and friends, and yada, yada, let’s just get to the reception already! Sure, ceremonies can be nice (or completely insane), but we’re here to party. And then it’s off to the funny-moon. So how bout we just say a quick “I do” and and head straight for the dance floor.

We’ve go you covered for all life’s big events. For starters, unwrap some side-splitting birthday puns and jokes after you blow out the candles.

Wedding Puns

Vow about these cute wedding puns?

• Happily ever laughter.
• Caught wed handed.
• Fiancé meeting you here.
• Look on the bride side of things.
• The thin wed line.
• Eat, drink, and be married.

• The more the marrier.
• Aisle be right back.
• Seeing wed.
• Bride on time.
• Apple-y ever after.

Funny Wedding One-Liners

Some puns old, some puns new, some puns borrowed, some puns blue. Just don’t try to put any in your shoe.

• Casual weddings are lack tie affairs.
• This wedding reception really takes the cake.
• I will always go the extra aisle for you.
• It’s been such an emotional day, even the cake is in tiers.
• Til death do us party!

• The sound of marriage has a nice ring to it.
• Horse trainers always have huge a bridle party.
• The timing of the bouquet toss is still up in the air.
• I have a confetti to make: I love throwing rice at weddings.
• For butter or worse, a toast to the newlyweds!

Clever Wedding One-Liners

Getting hitched has never been so comical.

• For some, marriage is just a word. For other, it’s a sentence.
• Now that the vows have been exchanged, the new couple is feeling footloose and fiancé-free.
• The podium fell over in the middle of the wedding ceremony. Thankfully, it didn’t altar the mood.
• The bride seemed innocent, but I took her words as veiled threats.
• She really liked that her new boyfriend, Nate, was a meat eater. I think she’s going to marry-nate someday.

• I’d tell you who’s going to walk me down the aisle but I don’t want to give it away.
• The bride loved the holidays so much that she wanted to Marry Christmas.
• The groom wasn’t sure about getting married, so elope for the best.
• Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
• Two florists recently wed. It was an arranged marriage.

Wedding Dad Jokes

Cross the threshold of funny with these hilarious wedding dad jokes.

• Why couldn’t the man fit in the elevator full of brides? There wasn’t any groom.
• Why don’t you have to invite computers to weddings? They’re just gonna crash anyway.
• What did Snow White say after her wedding photos didn’t show up? Someday my prints will come.
• Why did the stenographer have to break off her engagement? He just wasn’t her type.
• How did the ram propose to his girlfriend? Will ewe marry me?

• Why did the melons get married in a church? Because they can’t-elope.
• Why wasn’t maid of honor in a rush to get married? She was briding her time.
• How do you know when palm trees are getting married? They send a save the date. Go fig-ure.
• Why didn’t the two boxers wait to get married? It was love at fist sight.

Wedding Day Dad Jokes

Funny dad jokes for you special day. Or just some silly inspiration for signing that wedding card.

• How did the vocabulary words get married? They exchanged vowels.
• How do Hawaiian brides get married? They walk down the isle.
• How do celebrity brides walk to the altar? Down the wed carpet.
• Why do men stand on the left during a wedding ceremony? Because women are always right.
• Why did the groom who have to Uber to his own wedding? He couldn’t find his bride.

• How do podiatrists start every wedding speech? I’d like to make a toes.
• What was the best part of the Verizon CEO’s wedding? The reception.
• What wedding song plays when pickles walk down the aisle? Here Comes the Brine.
• What the the delivery driver wear to his wedding? A Truxedo.