63 Whale Puns And Jokes. You’re Whale-come

Does life have you feeling a little over-whale-med? If so, we’ve got you covered with more than 60 whale puns and jokes that are sure to activate your blowhole. We’ve filtered through the most hysterical wisecracks around to curate a killer collection of quips that are whale worth your time. And we’ve topped it all off with some salty new jokes for 2024 that you can be-lean on. So crack your bar-knuckles and scroll down to enjoy these well sea-soned takes.

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Eye-Watering Whale Puns

These puns pack a whale of a punch. Share with your friends, caption your next Instagram post, or enjoy them whale you work.

1. Whale, hello there.
2. Alive and whale.
3. The wishing whale.
4. Business as usuwhale.
5. I whaley appreciate it!
6. You’re whalecome.
7. He means whale.
8. Whale, la de da.
9. I’ll have the usuwhale.
10. The usuwhale suspects.
11. All is whale.
12. All’s whale that ends whale.
13. That’s all whale and good.
14. Ba-lean on me.
15. So long, fare-whale.
16. Life can be so over-whale-ming.
17. Whale you marry me?
18. Whale you be my valentine?
19. I whale always love you.
20. Everything whale be all right.
21. You whaley shouldn’t have!
22. That was whale worth the wait.
23. Where there’s whale, there’s a way.
24. Life’s a breach.
25. You’re krillin’ me!
26. Whale, whale, whale. What have we got here?
27. I’m going in for the krill.
28. Health and whale-ness.

New Whale Dad Jokes For 2024

Looking for a new joke about these amazing sea creatures? Then we’ve got a whale of them for you.

1. What do you call a gossipy whale? Blubbermouth.
2. Who designs whale houses? Orcatects.
3. What do you call an orca that likes books? Whale read.
4. What country are Jewish whales from? Is-whale.
5. What country artist do sea creatures listen to? Whale-on Jennings.
6. What’s a whale’s favorite flower? Orcad.
7. Why did the whale accidentally bump into the boat? He didn’t do it on porpoise.
8. What do you call a humpback that speaks two languages? Biling-whale.
   What about one that goes both ways? Bisexu-whale.
   How about a smart one? Intellectu-whale.
   One that’s on time? Punctu-whale.
9. What did the whale find on the spiritual retreat? His porpoise.
10. Where do orcas bank? Whales Fargo.
11. What kind of a meal do whales bring food to share? A podluck.

Classic Whale Jokes

Here are some good ole jokes that are sure to have you whaling.

1. What do whales eat with malt vinegar? Fish and ships.
2. Why don’t whales eat fast food? Because they can’t catch it.
3. How do whales plan parties? They orcanize them.
4. What do whales listen to on their commute? A podcast.
5. How do you get banned from Sea World? Free Willy.
6. What did the humpback say to the blue whale? Cheer up.
7. What do you call a group of musical whales? Orcastra.
8. What did the dolphin say to the sick orca? Get whale soon.
9. What do whales like to chew? Blubber gum.
10. What do whales like to draw with? A-krill-ic paint.
11. Where do killer whales go to get braces? The orca-dontist.
12. What’s a whale’s favorite movie? The Humpback of Notre Dame.
13. What game show do orca’s watch? Whale of Fortune.
14. Why do whales like saltwater? Pepper makes them sneeze.
15. What is a whale’s favorite sandwich? Krilled cheese.
16. What do you get when you cross a cow with a whale? Shamoo.
17. What do whales like to do on date night? Netflix and krill.
18. How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.
19. Why should you never enter into a contract with a whale? They always breach it.
20. Where do orcas board the train? At the whale-way station.
21. Why are they called sperm whales? Because they were discovered by seamen.
22. Which James Bond movie do whales love? License to Krill.
23. What do you call a rich orca? Whale-thy.
24. Where are Latino orcas from? Venez-whale-a.