62 Ant Jokes and Puns Fit for a Queen

Ant jokes and puns go marching.

Ants at a picnic, ants on a log, ants in your pants – ants are everywhere! For some people, it’s enough to make their skin crawl. For others, it’s just another day at the infest-station. But no matter which side of the hill you fall on, we’ve amassed an army of amusing ant jokes for you. Just follow the trail of laughs.

Insect humor your thing? Jump over to a web of silly spider wit. Or fly with the buzziest bee puns ever – if you’d rather wing it.

Funny Ant Jokes

The best ant jokes you’ll ever hear. But not the best aunt jokes.

• What do you call someone who doesn’t like ants? Anti.
• How many ants do you need to fill an apartment? Ten-ants.
• Why don’t ants ever get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
• What’s the only thing worse than having ants in your pants? Having uncles in your pants.
• Did you know you can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in water? If it floats, it’s boy-ant.

• What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.
• Where do ants get off the train? At the infest-station.
• What do you call a bug that lives on land and in water? An ant-phibian.
• What do you call the main character in a Bug’s Life? The ant-agonist.
• Have you heard about the new ant beer? They brood it themselves.

Short Ant Jokes

Appropriately sized ant jokes for kids and adults. Even drama queens will like them.

• What kind of snack do ants like? Trail mix.
• What city has the most bugs? Los Ant-geles.
• Which species of ant smells the best? Deodor-ants.
• What kind of insect is good with numbers? An account-ant.
• What do you call an invisible insect? Transpar-ant.
• What do you call a bug with really good eyesight? Observ-ant.

• Who’s every bug’s favorite basketball player? Kevin Dur-ant.
• What do Mexican bugs eat? Cil-ant-ro.
• What do you call a bug psychic? Clairvoy-ant.
• What do ants never order on pizza? Ant-chovies.
• What band do ants listen to? Queen.

Clever Ant Puns

These short ant puns are nothing to brood over.

• Ant jokes are hill-arious.
• It’s our ant-iversary.
• Brilli-ant!
• Don’t be so resist-ant.
• I’m sick of your antics.
• It’s an ant-ique.
• I spent March in Ant-werp.

• Ants-wer the question!
• It’s very import-ant.
• A perman-ant mark.
• Such a drama queen ant.
• God save the queen ant.
• Do ants make 2 AM broody calls?

Ant Puns and One-Liners

Don’t be hesit-ant to ant-ertain yourself with these hilarious ant one-liner jokes and puns.

• Insects can be very ant-ertaining.
• Walk in the footsteps of your ant-cestors.
• When an ant wins a competition, it’s triumph-ant.
• When ants are nice to be around, they’re pleas-ant.
• Ants that seek their own path are independ-ant.
• Clingy ones are codepend-ant.

• Patient bugs are toler-ant.
• Ones that wait are hesit-ant.
• Extra ants are redund-ant.
• Sleeping bugs are dorm-ant.
• I’ve been waiting with great ant-icipation.
• The Bug Show got cantcelled.

Ant Pun Names

You don’t have to be Ant-Man to use one of these super-cute names with ant puns.

• Ant-ony Hopkins.
• Lady Antoinette.
• Ant-onio Banderas.
• Ant-gelina Jolie.
• Queen Latifah
• Giannis Ant-etokounmpo.
• Ant-gela Lansbury.
• Esper-ant-o.

• Ant-erson Cooper.
• Maya Ant-gelou.
• Adrian Broody.
• Ant-onín Dvořák.
• Army Hammer.
• Ant-gelica Houston.
• Greg Ant-ony.
• David Tenn-ant.