76 Spring Jokes and Puns That’ll Grow on You

These jokes for spring are totally blossom.

Spring has sprung, and so have these stellar spring jokes and puns. We’re pollen out all the stops to bring this year’s vernal season to life. From fresh flower funnies to amusing allergy antics, these bloomin’ zingers will make you laugh so hard you’ll stop sneezing. Well, maybe these and a Claritin. Just do us one favor: don’t be garden these funny jokes all for yourself; spring them on your friends too.

April showers mean you’ll need an umbrella, but we’ve got you covered there too.

Funny Spring Jokes

These unbe-leaf-able jokes will put a spring in your step. Go, go Gadget legs.

Why do florists love spring? That’s when business is blooming.
What’s the best thing to drink on Easter? Spring water.
When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers.
How much is birdseed in the spring? Cheep.
Why was the broom late for spring cleaning? It over-swept.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes? Prankenstein.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

What’s the best dog breed to take hunting in May? A Spring-er Spaniel.
Did you hear about the bedbugs that fell in love? They’re getting married in the spring.
Why are people so tired in April? Because they just finished a 31-day March.
What are the best chips to eat on Easter? Springles.
What do birds snack on in springtime? Chirps.
How do you whistle in the spring? Just put your tulips together and blow.
What do you call an Easter egg that plays a lot of April Fool’s pranks? A practical yolker.

Jokes for Spring

You can’t have jokes about spring without a few jokes about allergies. Fortunately, these ones are nothing to sneeze at.

What did the bee say to the flower on April Fool’s Day? Quit pollen my leg.
Which superhero likes spring the best? Robin.
When is it hard to plant spring flowers? When you haven’t botany.
When’s the best time of year to buy a trampoline? Spring.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring? Patty O’Furniture.
When’s the best time to wash your Slinky? During spring cleaning.
What’s the best way to kiss in the spring? With tulips.

What do you call a train with allergies? A-choo choo.
Why don’t spring allergies make vampires sneeze? They’re too busy coffin.
What candy should you avoid if you have spring allergies? Hi-Chew!
What kind of pickles are best in the spring? Daffo-dill pickles.
Why was the student’s mattress so uncomfortable after his vacation? He had a good spring break.
What kind of beans won’t grow in the garden? Jelly beans.
Why did the spring chicken cross the road on Easter? To meet up with her peeps.

Spring One-Liner Puns

Post one of these sensational spring puns for Instagram, and it’ll start raining likes.

Now that spring is here, all the trees are re-leafed.
You may not like these spring puns now, but they’ll grow on you.
I was so excited for spring, I wet my plants.
Now that my winter weight is gone, my spring rolls are back.
I promise to stop talking about spring flowers, once and floral.
It may be only March, but April may get here sooner than you think.

You can sleep either on a bed of roses or the spring mattress.
I have really bad spring allergies. I’m not pollen your leg.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
I didn’t really feel like dealing with my garden this spring, but I’m starting to dig it.
My wife always wears her sequinox dress on the first day of spring.
I’m gonna need Clari-ten or twelve more allergy pills to get through the day.