45 Clam Puns That Are the Pearl of the Ocean
Funny puns and jokes that will make you clam up, in a good way.
Clams may be most famous for being in chowder. Chowder? I just met her! But seriously, they’re not just something you eat in soup. They’re also pretty stunning underwater creatures. You know what else is stunning? These clam puns. Now, we don’t clam to have the best jokes ever, but we’re positive you’ll get a kick out of the following clam-azing quips and cracks.
While you’re diving down there, scuba over to see some silly crab puns. Don’t forget to share with your friends. The jokes might be shellfish, but you shouldn’t be.
Short Clam Puns
Dig these funny clam puns.
- You’re wel-clam!
- I dig clams.
- I feel clamtastic.
- Wu Tang Clam.
- Adios clam-igo.
- Aw, shucks!
- Clam-ity Jane.
- Oh, clam on!
- It’s a clam-bush!
Funny Clam Puns
Clam you believe all these cute puns.
- My first car was a Chevy Clam-ero.
- I clam what I clam.
- The mollusk took me to small clams court.
- You look clam-orous, darling.
- These puns are clam-azing!
- Clams have mussel memory.
- That’s a clam-biguous statement.
- The mollusk wanted to be a stand-up clam-edian.
- That was a total clam-ity.
- Clam you pass the seafood?
- I love clams! It’s offi-shell.
- The mollusk made a clam-eo appearance.
Clever Clam One-Liners
Take these knee-slapping one-liners to the clams casino.
- Don’t trip on a clam and pull a mussel.
- For seafood reimbursement, please call our clams department.
- Antiso-shell clams have trouble opening up.
- After the fishing boat accident, the insurance company sent a clams adjuster.
- The detectives couldn’t hold the clam for the crime. He had an ali-bivalve.
New Clam Dad Jokes
No clam-destine jokes here. We want everyone to hear the one about the clam.
- What do you call clams that write books together? Quahog-thors.
- How do mollusks shave? With a razor clam.
- How do mollusks get to the hospital? In a clam-bulance.
- What do you call someone who’s shucking for the first time? A clam-ateur.
- Did you hear who’s directing the next mollusk documentary? James Clam-eron.
- What does it take to become a good digger? Clam-bition.
- What do you have if eating shellfish causes memory loss? Clam-nesia.
- What type of houseplants do clam diggers like? Shuck-culents.
- What do you call a mollusk that’s always dropping things? Clam-sy.
Classic Clam Jokes
More ex-shell-ent clam humor.
- What do you call it when mollusks go for a swim? A clam dip.
- How do seashells take pictures? With their clam-era.
- Who’s the richest clam in the world? Elon Mollusk.
- Why do clams go to the gym? To grow their mussels.
- How do clams call their friends? On their shell-phones.
- Why don’t clams like to share their food? They’re shellfish.
- What do clams do on their birthdays? They shell-ebrate.
- How do mollusks hide? Clam-oflauge.
- What do you call a clam that doesn’t feel like going out? Antiso-shell.
- What did the pirate call his pet clam? Michelle.
