36 Wolf Puns That Are Howlla Funny
A pack of howl-arious wolf puns and jokes.
Hungry like the wolf for some good laughs? Crying for ferociously funny jokes and plays on words that pack a punch? Well, we’ve got the big, bad wolf puns you’ve been looking for. So scroll on down for some un-fur-gettable howlers. But watch out. Things are gonna get a little hairy.
Don’t tell the wolves, but sheep puns are just over the hill. Truthfully, the goat puns and chicken puns aren’t safe either.
Wolf Puns
These wolf puns are howl-arious.
- Howl you doin’?
- Howl-lelujah.
- Howl about them apples?
- Howl-arious.
- Deck the howls.
- Howl-agen lamp.
- Howl-agram.
- Wolves pack a punch.
- Tail me about it.
- Fur real.
- Moon-days, amirite?
- I paws-itively love wolf puns.
- These puns are howlla funny.
Wolf One-Liners
A pack of witty wolf one-liners.
- Look, a wolf. Where? No, just the regular kind.
- The wolf would have ordered the goat for lunch if it had been a little sheeper.
- There’s a gray area between wolf species.
- It took me a wild but I was able to hunt down the wolf.
- I keep seeing wolves everywhere. I think I’m having howl-lucinations.
Funny Wolf Dad Jokes
Wolf jokes that are dog-gone good.
- How do wolves stay healthy? They never forget their full vita-moons.
- Where do European wolves live? In Den-mark.
- What would get if you crossed a wolf with a fish? Howl-ibut.
- What do you call bad wolf breath? Howl-itosis.
- What do you call dogs dressed up as wolves? A pack of lies.
- Where do wolves stay on vacation? The Howl-iday Inn.
Classic Wolf Jokes
Un-pack these paws-itively perfect wolf gags.
- What do you call a wolf that knows it’s a wolf? Aware-wolf.
- How do coyotes eat their food? They wolf it down.
- What do you call a wolf with a fever? A hot dog.
- What do you call one with a cold? A chili dog.
- What do you call a lumberjacks dog? A timber wolf.
- Why did the wolf go to the smoke shop? He was looking for a pack.
- What do you call a wolf that uses foul language? A swear-wolf.
- What time of year do wolves love most? The howl-idays.
- What do you call a wolf that you can’t find? A where-wolf.
- What do you call a naked wolf? A bare-wolf.
- What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing? A wool-f.
- What do werewolves read to their pups before bed? Hairy tails.
