56 Clam Puns and Jokes That Are the Pearl of the Ocean

Funny puns and jokes that will make you clam up – in a good way.

Clams may be most famous for being in chowder. Chowder? I just met her! But seriously, they’re not just something you eat in soup. They’re also pretty stunning underwater creatures. You know what else is stunning? These puns and jokes. We’re positive you’ll get a kick out of the following clam-azing quips and cracks.

While you’re diving down there, scuba over to see some silly crab puns and shrimp gags. Don’t forget to share with your friends. The jokes might be shellfish, but you shouldn’t be.

Short Clam Puns

Dig these funny puns about clams.

• You’re wel-clam!
• I dig clams.
• I feel clamtastic.
• Wu Tang Clam.
• Adios clam-igo.
• Ex-shell-ent!

• Aw, shucks!
• Clam-ity Jane.
• Oh, clam on!
• Shucks to be you.
• It’s a clam-bush!
• Abra-clam Lincoln.

Funny Clam Puns

Can you believe all this ex-shell-ent humor?

• My first car was a Chevy Clam-ero.
• I clam what I clam.
• I ate shellfish in Clam-sterdam.
• You look clam-orous, darling.
• These puns are clam-azing!
• Clams have mussel memory.

• That’s a clam-biguous statement.
• I’m feeling clam-bitious.
• I love clams! It’s offi-shell.
• That was a total clam-ity.
• Clam you pass the seafood?
• The mollusk made a clam-eo appearance.

Clever Clam One-Liners

Cash in with these knee-slapping one-liners at the clams casino.

• Don’t trip on a clam and pull a mussel.
• For seafood reimbursement, please call our clams department.
• Antiso-shell clams have trouble opening up.
• The mollusk took me to small clams court.
• Clam diggers love to read Shuck-speare.

• I bought a new chucking knife on Clamazon.
• The detectives couldn’t hold the clam for the crime. He had an ali-bivalve.
• The mollusk wanted to be a stand-up clam-edian.
• After the fishing boat accident, the insurance company sent a clams adjuster.

Clam Dad Jokes

No clam-destine punch lines here. We want everyone to get the one about the clam.

• What do you call clams that write books together? Quahog-thors.
• How do mollusks shave? With a razor clam.
• How do mollusks get to the hospital? In a clam-bulance.
• Why don’t clams like to share? Because they’re shellfish.
• What do you call someone who’s shucking for the first time? A clam-ateur.
• Did you hear who’s directing the next mollusk documentary? James Clam-eron.

• Why did the clam blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
• What does it take to become a good digger? Clam-bition.
• What do you have if eating shellfish causes memory loss? Clam-nesia.
• What type of houseplants do clam diggers like? Shuck-culents.
• What do you call a mollusk that’s always dropping things? Clam-sy.

Funny Clam Jokes

It’s time to open up even more clam-azing humor.

• What do you call it when mollusks go for a swim? A clam dip.
• How do seashells take pictures? With their clam-era.
• Who’s the richest clam in the world? Elon Mollusk.
• Why do clams go to the gym? To grow their mussels.
• How do clams call their friends? On their shell-phones.
• What city do clams hate? Shuck-cago.

• Why don’t clams like to share their food? They’re shellfish.
• What do clams do on their birthdays? They shell-ebrate.
• How do mollusks hide? Clam-oflauge.
• What do you call a clam that doesn’t feel like going out? Antiso-shell.
• What did the pirate call his pet clam? Michelle.
• Why was the clam late? It got tide up.

You Ask, We Answer

Let’s shuck a few clam questions.