63 Easter Jokes and Puns to Share with Your Peeps

Ham it up with these Easter jokes and puns.

These Easter jokes and puns will crack you up.

Get those Easter baskets ready! We’ve got the most hop-pening collection of funny Easter jokes and puns around. And no, we’re not gonna hide them in the backyard like a certain some-bunny would. We’re putting them right here for all the kids, and adults, to enjoy. This year, they not only include the finest freshly hatched puns, but we’ve also resurrected some classic Easter jokes that will have everyone on their knees. Just don’t tell them too close to the Easter eggs – they might crack up.

There’s a feast’s worth of more puns waiting for you. Spring some vernal humor on your friends and family, or keep it sweet with some cute candy quips.

Easter Jokes and One-Liners

The perfect zingers for both Easter Sunday and your holiday Instagram captions.

I told the Easter egg a joke about vinegar and it dyed.
Who’s always the funniest guest at Easter dinner? The Easter ham.
Why did the chocolate bunny go to the dentist? To get a filling.
Why didn’t the egg come out of its room on Easter? It was a little chicken.
Why did the chocolate bunny start going to therapy? It was hollow inside.
I’ll bet being the Easter Bunny’s mom was a hare-raising experience.

What’s the opposite of Easter? Wester.
What’s the best thing to drink on Easter? Spring water.
Why did the Easter chick cross the road? To meet up with her peeps.
What kind of hotel rooms do chocolate bunnies reserve on Easter? Sweets.
Why shouldn’t you tell jokes around Easter eggs? They might crack up.
Did you hear that the Easter Bunny proposed to his girlfriend? The ring was 24 carrots, and they lived hoppily ever after.

Tell your peeps these funny Easter jokes and puns.

Easter Rabbit Jokes

Is it the Easter Bunny or the Easter Rabbit? Either way, these jokes are eggs-traordinary. But wait – where do the eggs come from?

Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast? At IHOP.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basketball.
Why didn’t the Easter Bunny finish school? He got egg-spelled.
How does the Easter Rabbit travel? By hare-plane.
Why does the Easter Rabbit have such a positive life outlook? He’s a hop-tomist.
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite dessert? An Easter sundae.

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From eggplants.
How does the Easter Rabbit stay in shape? He eggs-ercises.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the barber? To get a hare-cut.
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur in place? With hare spray.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs? Because he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s hooking up with a chicken.
Where does the Easter Rabbit get his eyes checked? At the hop-tometrist.

Easter Dad Humor

Forget the chicken and the egg. The more important questions is who came first between the Easter Bunny and the Easter egg. There’s question to ponder at brunch.

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins.
Who always finds the most Easter eggs? Dora the Eggsplorer.
Where did the Easter Rabbit go for a new tail? The retail store.
Why was the Easter Bunny wearing a cast? He had a hare-line fracture.
What do rabbits say before Easter dinner? Lettuce pray.
What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate one.
How does the Easter Bunny feel after delivering baskets to all the kids? Eggs-hausted.

What’s the best way to ship Easter supplies? Federal Eggspress.
What do you call an Easter egg that plays a lot of pranks? A practical yolker.
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter? In the dictionary.
What does the Easter Rabbit do when he’s feeling naughty? He leaves deviled eggs.
What does the Easter Bunny say when he needs to get someone’s attention? Eggs-cuse me.
What does Easter always end with? The letter “r.”
How do you do know when the Easter Bunny’s been drinking? He’s carrying his Easter flasket.

More Funny Easter Bunny Jokes

Cute Easter Rabbit jokes for hoptimum laughs.

What does the Easter Bunny do in his free time? Play Eggs-box.
How can the Easter Bunny afford to deliver so many baskets every year? He’s a million-hare.
Why does the Easter Rabbit have such a good complexion? He eggs-foliates.
What does the Easter Rabbit order at Starbucks? Eggs-presso.
How does the Easter Bunny stay cool in the summer? With hare-conditioning.
What kind of dance does the Easter Rabbit do? The hop.

Who’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite actor? Rabbit De Niro.
Who’s the Easter Bunny’s second favorite actor? Anthony Hopkins.
What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket? Two points, just like everyone else.
What kind of beans does the Easter Rabbit grow in his garden? Jelly beans.
Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat? Because he was having a bad hare day.
Why did the Easter Rabbit cross the road? To get to his peeps.