80 Frog Puns and Jokes So Funny You’ll Croak

Kiss these frog puns and jokes, and you’ll just be making out with an amphibian.

Apparently, frogs don’t just eat insects. They also eat their own skin. It’s pretty ribbeting to watch. And something that once you see, you’ll never frog-et. I guess our only question is, would you like flies with that?

We’ve got even more hop-pening pages of hilarious animal puns. Check out these chucklesome chicken puns or dart on down to devour these delightful dinosaur jokes.

Funny Frog Puns

Fantastic short frog puns that will give you a leg up in life.

Toadally.
Just froget about it.
Would you like flies with that?
How bout a Diet Croak?
They’re on the toad-em pole.
I toad you so.

I’m ribbited.
A smart frog will pond-er its leap before making it.
It deponds.
This toad-alitarian regime must end!
I’ll have the croak-ette please.
My hoptions are limited.

Enjoy these absolutely ribbeting frog puns and jokes.

Cute Frog Puns

Toad-ay is the day you fall in love with frog puns.

You’re un-frog-ettable.
I de-pond on you.
Give ’em a pad on the back.
I’m ribbited by you.
Don’t worry, be hoppy.

Wart’s up?
Toad-ay is the day!
Croak and dagger.
That was a toadal tongue twister.
What’s hop-pening?
You’re a tad-polarizing.

Chuckle Daddy has tasty frog puns and jokes for everyone.

Frog Pun Names

Funny frog puns of famous names that really roll off the tongue.

Snoop Frogg.
Frog the Bounty Hunter.
Toad McFarlane.
Toadey Maguire.
Chuck Toad.
Leaper Sutherland.

Sweeney Toad.
Mary Toad Lincoln.
The Frogden Theatre.
Toadey Keith.
Def Leapard.
Anthony Hopkins.
Bruce Leap.

Frog One-Liners

These funny frog sayings are toadally titillating.

This frog is from Poland, but it’s only a tadpole-ish.
Acting like a frog takes a lot of Kermit-ment.
The toad’s credit card was canceled for frogulent activity.
Last night I dreamt that I was a toad. Fortunately, it was a frog-ment of my imagination.
Wanna come over to my pad?
Pass the croakaine.
Some frogs are migrater than others.

Funny Frog Dad Jokes

Short frog jokes for every year, not just the leap ones.

What online forum do frogs use? Reddit.
How do frogs poke fun at something? They rib it.
What kind of sandwich do French frogs eat? Croak monsieur.
How do frogs keep their home secure? With a padlock.
What do toads call cologne? Frog-rance.
Where do frogs in Utah live? Frogden.

What’s another word for froglet? Toaddler.
What’s a frog’s favorite movie? 21 Jump Street.
What do toads call plastic surgery? Frogmentation.
Why did the frog cross the road? Somebody hit UP on the joystick.
What 70s rock band do toads listen to? Froghat.
Where do Washington D.C. toads live? Froggy Bottom.

How do frogs punish misbehaving froglets? With a tongue-lashing.
Where do frogs keep their money? In the mud bank.
Where do frogs go to learn business? The Warton School.
What do you call a frog that can jump high and run really fast? A leap-ard.
Do frogs like french fries? No, they prefer toader tots.

More Ribbeting Frog Jokes

I’ll tell you these jokes once I clear the frog in my throat.

What happens when an alligator eats a frog? It becomes a croak-odile.
What happened when the frog’s car broke down? He got it toad.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lily.
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops.
What kind of soda do frogs drink? Croak-a-cola.

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals.
Excuse me, waiter? Do you have frog legs? No, I always walk this way.
How did the frog hide his starship? With a croaking device.
What do you call a time-traveling frog? A quantum leap.
What lawn game do frogs play? Croak-uet.

What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to? Hopera.
What do frogs wear to stay warm in the winter? Jumpers.
What do you call a frog with no legs? Very unhoppy.
What’s a frog’s favorite flower? Croakus.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, and the other one says rub-it rub-it!