36 Gingerbread Jokes and Puns That Aren’t Crumby

These gingerbread jokes and puns are anything but cookie-cutter.

It’s a cruel existence, the life of a gingerbread man. One minute they’re looking cute as button with their fancy little icing outfits, and the next they’re being decapitated by hyperactive nine-year olds. No wonder some gingerbread men are downright evil. Still, they’re just too delicious not to be devoured. Off with their heads!

Gingerbread man puns are just the start. Keep up the Christmas cheer with some silly snowman humor. And wrap up your silent night with a wealth of wreath jokes.

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Funny Gingerbread Jokes

Use one of these gingerbread man jokes to caption your next Instagram post, and you’ll be one smart cookie.

• What did the injured gingerbread man use to walk? A candy cane.
• How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg? By icing it.
• What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? Limp biscuit.
• What’s the most dangerous holiday cookie? A ninja-bread man.
• Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crumby.

• How does a gingerbread man make his bed? With a cookie sheet.
• Why are there gingerbread men but not gingerbread women? Because of the pastry-archy.
• Why are gingerbread men so afraid of web developers? Because they can disable all cookies.
• What do you call a gingerbread man with no name? John Dough.
• What do you call a cookie that watches multiple TV episodes in one sitting? A binger-bread man.

Funny Gingerbread Dad Jokes

More hilarious gingerbread jokes for adults and kids to munch on.

• Why’s it so expensive to own a gingerbread house? The property taxes are gastronomical.
• What do you call someone who steals gingerbread men? A crookie.
• What’s the only cookie more valuable than a gingerbread man? A fortune cookie.
• Why did the gingerbread man go to the dentist? He had ginger-vitis.
• How does the gingerbread man button his shirt? With ginger snaps.
• What do you call a cookie with red hair? A ginger-head man.

• What rapper do cookies listen to? Ginger-Redman.
• What the best thing to put into a gingerbread house? Your teeth.
• What does gingerbread do after it’s done baking? Loaf around.
• Why do gingerbread men run so slowly? Because they’re not fast food.
• What do you call a family of redheads? Gingerbred.

Cute Gingerbread Puns and One-Liners

Put away your wallet: these short gingerbread one-liners and sayings are on the gingerbread house.

• He’s an injured-bread man.
• Gingerbread men are a-dough-rable.
• I’m totally cut out for gingerbread puns!
• Gingerbread houses cost a lot of dough.
• It’s an adventure-bread man.

• Hey gingerbread man, crumb and get me!
• Aw, ginger snap!
• You gingerbread my mind.
• I’m going to ginger-bed.
• Gingerbready or not, here I come!

• That’s cringerbread, man.
• You take my ginger-breath away.
• Ginger-Brad Pitt.
• Ginger-Brenda.
• Have you seen Ginger-Birdman?