45 Goat Puns That Are Billy Funny

These goats puns and jokes are a hoot. I kid you not.

Used to be that being the goat was bad. But now being the GOAT is the best. The whole time real goats were like, “We’re just goats, man. You gonna eat that?” These puns and jokes aren’t ba-a-a-ad or the greatest. In fact, they’re pretty meh. But they are good for kids.

We’ve got even more animal puns that are the GOAT. From sheep puns to chicken puns, get your barnyard-joke fix without leaving the couch.

Funny Goat Puns

You billy goat to hand it to these goat puns.

• No goats, no glory.
• He was doing it all billy-nilly.
• Goat milk?
• Goat-orade.
• Something’s goat-a give.

• Some goats are bleating-heart liberals.
• Goats drive me graze-y.
• Goats always buck-le up.
• Row, row, row your goat.
• Jean Paul Goat-ier.

• You’re so e-goat-tistical.
• Cashmere outside.
• Goatee.
• Finish your goat-meal.
• The Hoofer Dam.

Cute goat puns

Ever herd these adorable goat puns?

• This just goat serious.
• I goat you, babe!
• Ibex I can make you laugh.
• I kid you not.
• Goats are great with kids.

• Pygmy first!
• Cashmere if you can.
• You’ve goat mail.
• The one that goat away.
• Unfor-goat-able.

Goat One-Liners

Goat one-liner jokes that buck the trend.

• Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
  How long has this been going on?
  Since I was a kid.
• As two hungry goats were eating movie film stock, one turned to the other and said, “I don’t know about you, but I thought the book was better.”
• I was given an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its knees – they say it’s a-cute-kid-knee disorder.
• Hairless goats wish they had mohair.

Hilarious New Goat Dad Jokes

Don’t butt your head against a wall. Enjoy a few original dad jokes while you goat the chance.

• Who was the most famous goat in the Wild West? Billy the Kid.
• Why are goats considered the funniest animal? They’re always kidding.
• Why doesn’t anyone like hanging out with South African goats? They’re boer-ing.
• Why are goats often used as babysitters? They make the best nanny.

• What do goats call an upset stomach? A billy-ache.
• What astrological sign are goats? Capra-corn.
• “Should I pay for the goat now?” “No, we’ll billy you later.”
• Why did the herder put a bandage on his goat’s mouth? To stop the bleating.

Classic Goat Dad Jokes

Telling any of these jokes at the petting zoo would be a goatsy move.

• What did critics think of the goat movie? Meh!
• Why do billy goats have trouble making friends? They’re always butting heads.
• Why’s it so hard to finish a sentence around goats? They’re always butting in.
• What do you call a goat that knows martial arts? Karate Kid.

• Why are goats from France more musical than goats from Mexico? They have French horns.
• Which president did all the goats vote for? Billy Clinton.
• What do you call a goat the can play the piano? Billy Joel.
• What’s another name for a mountain goat? Hillbilly.