37 Salt Puns and Jokes That Are Morton a Little Funny
These salt puns are well seasoned.
At this joke shop, we don’t pepper you with pun after pun. No. We as-salt you with them. And now there’s no getting away from the season of salt jokes! Forget that bland humor. Nobody wants it. We’re serving up the flavor you can savor. Our salty puns are so tasty you’ll be coming back for seconds. So scroll down to shake out a few laughs with us.
You know what could probably use a touch more salt? That soup you’re eating. Give the savory puns in your bowl that extra oomph with a healthy pinch of hilarity.
Funny Salt Puns
These short puns about salt rock.
- Don’t in-salt my intelligence.
- ‘Tis the season for salt jokes.
- This is a fine salt pun.
- Love is brined.
- Kosher you do, bro.
- Salt puns rock.
- Shaker up, baby.
- Of coarse I like salt.
- Saline-a Gomez.
- Brine Wilson.
- Kid Rock Salt.
- Salt puns are sodium funny.
- Saline on me.
Salt Pun One-Liners
Sail the seas-on a spice raft of salt joke one-liners.
- Don’t in-salt me with your unseasoned humor.
- When it comes to salt, there’s Morton meets the eye.
- I went to a Nordic restaurant, and the chef used Finnish-ing salt on everything. I guess he didn’t like to Sweden his food.
- If someone throws sodium chloride at you, tell them it’s a salt.
- Bad sodium puns are insalting.
- Sodiu-yum makes everything taste better.
- I was in a bit of a brined so I took a job con-salting.
- My doctor told me to go on a low-sodium diet. I took his advice with a grain of salt.
- Rookies can’t use salt or pepper; only seasoned veterans can.
Funny Salt Jokes
Salt to taste these gut-busting dad jokes.
- Does anyone know any good salt jokes? Na.
- What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt? Herastandin pepper.
- How do gymnasts season their food? With somer-salts.
- Why do boat captains have such good eyesight? They eat a lot of see salt.
- How does salt play pin the tail on the donkey? Brine-folded.
- How do you send salt into outer space? In a spice shuttle.
- What religion do salt and pepper belong to? The Shakers.
- What gender is fresh water? It’s non-brine-ary.
- Why do sharks swim in salt water? If they swam in pepper water they would sneeze.
- What happened when the salt business merged with the water company? It dissolved.
- How do demons relieve a sore throat? They gargoyle salt water.
- Why did the spice distributor get arrested? For as-salt.
- What do you get if you drop a piano down a salt mine shaft? A flat miner.
- What do you call a Subaru covered in salt? An Im-pretzel.
- How does pepper get paid? Under the table salt.
