63 Shark Puns That Bite

Wade into shark pun–infested waters.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, shark puns have invaded the shores with biting humor. But let’s be honest: You don’t have to be in the water to have a terrifying encounter with one. Whether it’s Sharknado or Baby Shark, these unstoppable predators are out for blood no matter where you go. Fortunately, the following shark puns and jokes aren’t looking for their next meal. They’re just here to mako you laugh. For now.

Have a fin-tastic time with more undersea animal puns. From crab puns to clam puns, an ocean of ex-shell-ent humor awaits.

Funny Shark Puns

These shark puns have teeth.

Jaw-some!
Shark and awe.
Go ahead, mako my day.
No-fin compares to you.
Shark jokes bite.

Jaws and effect.
Shark the herald angels sing.
Don’t mako big deal about it.
There’s some-fin about you.
Stay jaws-itive.
Fin-tastic.

Shark puns and jokes that will help you understand shark-asm.

Shark Name Puns

If famous people were sharks, what would they be called?

Sharkira.
William Shark-speare.
Vince Gill.
Mako Scutaro.
Gillie Nelson.
Sharkille O’Neal.

Jaw-red Leto.
Bit-ney Spears.
Jaws-sica Chastain.
Patricia Sharkette.
Megalo-Donna Summer.
Hannah-head Montana.

Shark One-Liners

The following one-liners don’t jump the shark.

Some-fin is better than nuh-fin.
Old sharks are over the gill.
It’s a mako break moment.
The injured shark had no-fin to lose.
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, try swimming with sharks. It costs an arm and a leg.

That shark’s a world chomp-ion eater.
Psychic sharks can sea into the future.
Sharq’s root beer has bite.
Hammerheads always nail it.
Where there’s a gill, there’s a way.

Shark Dad Jokes

Chum in the water.

Who designs under-water buildings? A shark-itect.
What do sharks order at Starbucks? Jaw-va.
Where do great whites play video games? At the shark-ade.
What do you call a shark that eats plastic pipe? A-pex predator.
Who did God send to the ocean? Shark-angels.

Where do you find old texts about great whites and hammerheads? In the shark-ives.
What do you call a building with fins and rows of teeth? Shark-itecture.
What was the verdict in the shark case? Gill-ty.
What swimming pool game do sharks play? Mako polo.
What do sharks do at church? They prey.

How did the shark movie end? Fin.
Why are sharks hard to trust? They tell Great White lies.
Where do sharks like to go in Europe? Fin-land.
Why did the shark cross the reef? To get to the other tide.
Who brings presents to shark babies on Christmas? Santa Jaws.

Shark puns and jokes that are fin-tastic.

Funny Shark Dad Jokes

Shark jokes safe enough for the kids.

What do sharks and computers have in common? Mega-bites.
How did the hammerhead shark do on the test? Nailed it.
What do sharks order at McDonald’s? A quarter flounder with cheese.
What’s a shark’s favorite game? Swallow the leader.
Why don’t sharks like fast food? Because they can’t catch it.

How do sharks greet fish? Nice to eat you.
What did the shark say after eating the clownfish? That tasted funny.
What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Did you hear about the shark ghost? It vanished into fin air!
What card game do sharks like to play? Go fish.

What’s a baby shark’s favorite nursery rhyme? Jack and Gill.
What do sharks eat in the UK? Fish and ships.
Why do sharks live in salt water? Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
Why is it so hard to take great whites seriously? They’re fluent in shark-asm.
What do fish call a meet and cheese board? Shark-cuterie.