51 Snowman Jokes and Puns That Are the Best Yeti
Chill out with some funny snowman jokes.
Trying to bring your snowman to life but can’t find your magic hat? You don’t need it! Just tell him a few of these hilarious puns and he’ll be alive and having a parade in no time. So relax, grab your corncob pipe, and melt into the best puns and wordplay on the winter-net. An avalanche of laughs are coming your way.
Having trouble thinking of a fun name for your snowman? Are Harold, Bruce, Christopher Columbus, or Oatmeal just not appealing? Make sure you give your snowman a clever name.
Funny Snowman Jokes
The best jokes about snowmen this side of the arctic.
- Why was the snowman in the produce aisle? He was picking his nose.
- Have you seen the Abominable Snowman? Not yeti.
- How does a snowman lose weight? He just waits for Spring.
- Where do snowmen go to dance? The snowball.
- What do snowmen use to moisturize their face? Ice cream.
- Who is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite aunt? Aunt Arctica.
- What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
- What do you call a snowman past its prime? Water.
- What’s a snowman’s favorite food? Icebergers.
- What kind of sandwich do snowmen hate? Tuna melts.
- What kind of salad do snowmen like? Cold-slaw.
- How did the snowman feel when he saw the snowwoman? It was love at frost sight.
Snowman Dad Jokes
You don’t have to be as cold as ice to get a kick out of a few snowman jokes. You just have to be a little frosty.
- What did one snowman ask the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
- What kind of wine do snowmen order at lunch? Frozé.
- How do snowmen make their beds? With ice sheets and snow blankets.
- Where does Frosty keep his money? In the snowbank.
- What kind of hat do snowmen wear? Snowcaps.
- What kind of cereal do snowmen eat? Frosted Flakes.
- What do you call a snowman without a carrot? Who nose.
- What do you call Frosty with a six-pack? The Abdominal Snowman.
- What do you call an unsolved snowman murder? A cold case.
- How is Frosty the Snowman just like my dad? His last words to me were “I’ll be back again someday.”
- Why was Frosty smiling? He heard the snowblower coming.
- Why don’t snowmen ever get mad? They know how to keep their cool.
Frosty the Snowman Jokes
Abominably adorable Frosty the Snowman jokes that are as cute as a button nose.
- What do you call a snowman in Italy? Frosty the Roman.
- Who loses the snowman race every year? Frosty the Slow-man.
- What do you call a snowman made of artificial snow? Frosty the Faux-man.
- Who do snowmen call when their car breaks down? Frosty the Tow-man.
- What do you call a snowman with Christmas lights on it? Frosty the Glow-man.
- What do you call the shortest snowman? Frosty the Low-man.
- What do you call a snowman that makes clothes? Frosty the Sew-man.
- What snowman brings breakfast pastries for all the kids? Frosty the Scone-man.
- What do you call a snowman on a boat? Frosty the Row-man.
- What do you call a snowman that you can hide things in? Frosty the Stow-man.
- What do you call a snowman that’s also a baker? Frosty the Dough-man.
- What do you call a snowman that puts weed in his corncob pipe? Frosty the Stoned-man.
Funny Snowman Puns and One-Liners
These clever snowman puns are the polar opposite of lame.
- Snowman left behind.
- Snow-man’s better at making puns than I am.
- The Greatest Snowman.
- The snowman said it was ice meeting you.
- Snowman is an island.
- Time waits for snowman.
- Snowmen surf the winter-net.
- Are we there yeti?
- Frosty the Showman.
- Yeti or not, here I come!
- The best is yeti to come.
- You ain’t seen nothing yeti.
- It’s snow-man’s land.
- My snowman lived so long it got Frosteoporosis.
- That snowman is always giving me the cold shoulder.
